Posts Tagged ‘parties’
Woman at party, to friend: We’re both wearing dresses. Obviously, we’re in a posse.
Columbia Heights, house party
Overheard by sxoidmal.
Guy #1: I think we’ve met before.
Guy #2: No, I’m pretty sure we haven’t.
Guy #1: Oh, okay. (Walks away)
Guy #2, to girlfriend: I think it’s the ginger, freckle-face thing. Once you’ve seen one, you think you’ve seen us all.
Uptown Minneapolis, House Party
Overheard by a unique-looking brunette.
20-something guy: I’m losing my beer belly and getting back my whiskey belly.
Rochester, 4th of July house party
Overheard by The wife.
Little girl: Why do all the players have tattoos?
Adult: Because their parents didn’t love them.
South Minneapolis, Vikings playoff party
Overheard by Jeanne.
Party guest: In Soviet Russia, Slim Jim snap into YOU!
Friendly Fridley, House of partay
Overheard by Comrade.
Drunk 20-something guy: Well, now you know all about my sexcapades. They’re like the Ice Capades, but with penises.
Plymouth, house party
Overheard by was there choreography?
U of M employee during white elephant gift exchange: OH MY GOD! Peggy* got a Snuggie!!
St. Paul, U of M administrative holiday party
Overheard by guest.
Firedancer to other firedancer: Ummm, do you have a lighter, Helen?
East Bethel, Private party
Overheard by That’s probably gonna enhance the performance.
Extraordinarily drunk guy, while peeing on a fence: BEHOLD! The wonders of my PBR sprinkler!!!
NE Minneapolis, House party
Overheard by I refer to it as my “godstick”.
Guy in line for food, to another guy: I’ll grab your bun if you grab my wiener.
Blaine, Family Birthday Celebration
Overheard by BigDubb.
Teenage girl to friend: I’m pretty sure girls don’t get horny. Because, y’know. Sex isn’t fun for the girl. So why would she get horny for it?
Edina, Birthday party
Overheard by Then what have I been feeling?
Dude: I’m gonna drive Suzy* home.
Chick: Are you good to drive?
Dude: Is a little Dutch boy good to put his finger in the dam?
Minneapolis, House Party in Lowry Hill
Overheard by My BlackBerry is a designated driver.
Slightly drunken father-of-the-graduate: Well, Andy’s got a job over at Best Buy. He works in the electronics department.
Eagan, Graduation Party
Overheard by not the fabric department?
30-something dude #1: Ugh, can you imagine Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito having sex. He’s such a gross person.
30-something dude #2: I’d like to make a clay sculpture of that.
Minneapolis, The Murals apartments
Overheard by My BlackBerry was enjoying this BBQ until it lost it’s appetite upon hearing this.
Semi-drunk fellow: Yeah! And that stupid chick tried to tell me that Leeann Chin was her aunt!
Semi-drunk friend: Well, you believed her, didn’t you?
Semi-drunk fellow: NO! I pretended to so I’d get some. I mean, she isn’t even Asian!
Maple Grove, house party
Overheard by Leeann’s chin.
Party host, entering the room with a flourish: Can I ask you an honest question? I don’t care if you lie to me.
St. Louis Park, house party
Overheard by Honestly, I’m confused.
Drunk guy, to girlfriend: Honey, are we married?
Drunk girlfriend: No, we’re drunk.
St. Paul, House Party
Overheard by a.lil.
Woman: Hey, did you guys know that Eric Clapton is known for being a really good guitarist?
Northeast Minneapolis, 2008 Superbowl party at my house
Overheard by DonaldDouchebag.
30-something woman: She was like, “Bend over, wow, it’s tacos for dinner.”
Minneapolis, Linden Hills, house party
Overheard by My Blackberry just lost its appetite.
Female co-worker on her cell in the break room: I still couldn’t get into the party even after bribing the bouncer with Timberwolves tickets, and they just about won the other night!
Minneapolis, private party
Overheard by Kevin McHale.