Posts Tagged ‘parties’
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Amatuer
Guy on cell phone: Yeah, he said because you insulted him you need to bring beer.
Friend to guy: And porn.
Guy into cell: And he says you need to bring porn. (then to friend) Do you want straight porn?
Friend: I don’t know what that means, but I definitely want a plot.Minneapolis, House party
Overheard by who really cares? -
Another Way To Drop A Pant Size
Girlfriend: I NEVER clog the toilet.
Boyfriend: Oh yeah, what about that time after Subway?
10 year old bystander: Talk about a 5 dollar footlong.Slayton, Christmas Party
Overheard by Heh. -
That Was My Next Guess
60ish man to his adult daughter while listening to music: Ooh! Is this Ella Fitzgerald?
Daughter: Uh no, it’s Rod Stewart.Minneapolis, a Christmas party
Overheard by I didn’t know Ella wrote “Maggie Mae”! -
Finish All My Sentences
Woman, talking to two balding brothers: It’s so weird how you both… um…
Brother: Have different balding patterns?Blooming Prairie, Christmas Party
Overheard by a.lil. -
I Did Not Need To Know That
20-something: I don’t care if he’s your boyfriend, he’s still your brother.
Minneapolis, Blake School Alumni Party
Overheard by My Blackberry and the Booze are all I need. -
Who Has Two Thumbs And Needs Attention?
40-year old man at college party, sitting alone on the couch: Hey! Hey everybody! Someone just farted! Nobody gonna take blame? Last chance! It was me.
Minneapolis, Fryman and Eric’s house
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That Explains Why Thanksgiving Was So Awkward
Drunk girl (pointing to object on top of cupboard): What’s this, a turkey baster?
Drunk bro: No, it’s a beer bong.
Drunk girl (discouraged): Ohh.St. Paul, House Party
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Now That You Mention It
Drunk Asian kid entering kitchen at party: I just went to use the bathroom, but there was some weird Asian girl waiting outside the door.
Sober, bitter girl: Are you sure it wasn’t just a mirror?University of Minnesota
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Give Us Some Love
20-something, while at his friend’s house in St. Paul: Oh yeah, sorry. Sometimes I forget St. Paul exists.
St. Paulite: Oh, so you’re one of THOSE.
Other friend: Yeah, sometimes I forget it exists, too.
St. Paulite: But you live in St. Paul!St. Paul, Houswarming
Overheard by Sometimes I forget you exist. -
Isn’t It Clever?!
Man taking picture in front of a Paul Bunyan with his face in his crotch: Hey, take it, take it.
Republican man in a suit: Hey, you’re face is in his crotch. Oh, I guess that’s the point.Vanity Fair Party @ the Walker
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Delicious, Delicious Fat
Man: Pork used to be so good when I was younger! It was all fat and juicy. Now it’s being bred so lean, it’s like sawdust!
Woman: But all our food is being bred so weird now to match our taste, with all the chemicals and everything.
Man: But I don’t care about the chemicals, I care about the lack of fat!Plymouth, Labor Day party
Overheard by don’t we all. -
You Can Pay For Those Now
Dude well on his way to an epic hangover: Damn this biological conspiracy that made me born without boobs!
Dinkytown, The Blue House
Overheard by The soberest guy in the room. -
We’ll Give You A Minute
College girl: What’s in a gyro?
College boy: Lamb’s meat.
College girl: Lamb’s meat. Is that like pork chops?House party Dinkytown
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That’s Called Death
College girl: Is a hernia where your intestines come out of your poophole?
House party Dinkytown
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Anyone Want To Work Out Those Odds?
Man #1, huddled under a tent during storm: Should we go stand under the 394 bridge instead? (points to mass of people under the bridge)
Man #2: It’s sort of a toss up. Either stand under a tent in a tornado or stand under a Minnesota bridge.
Man #1: Good point. Let’s stay here.Basilica Block Party
Overheard by Why won’t they serve beer during the rainstorm? -
Better Give Her A Head Start
50-something Man With Arms Raised Drunkenly Scream-Slurring to Friends: I’M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE TONIGHT!
Basilica Block Party
Overheard by Glad I’m Not His Wife… -
No, That’s Why I Asked
Old Guy #1: Dude, wanna smoke some killer pot?
Old Guy #2: Fuck yeah, you got any?At a BBQ attended by mostly twenty somethings at noon in Saint Paul
Overheard by atendee of BBQ. -
It Should Be
Girl, as two rambunctious gay guys run by: Is it like this every weekend?
Near Loring Park
Overheard by In a perfect world… -
Time To Upgrade
Cutie queen: I’m not being judgmental but, hello, the 80s called and they want their recreational drug back.
Uptown Pride Block Party
Overheard by Alexis. -
Okay, We’ll Go With That
White boy on crutches, loudly to sassy Latina girl: Is it because I am white?!
House party on the west side of St Paul
Overheard by whitegirl.




