Teen, pushing a tire-swing of 4 year olds: Wow, this is really good for my forearms.
4-year-old girl: No way, I only have two arms!

Wayzata, Playground

Boy #1: What if the sword from Mulan battled the sword from Kung Fu Panda?
Boy #2: Whoa.

Windom Park playground, NE Minneapolis
Overheard by never thought of that.

Little boy playing with Legos: Look, I have a gun and two hookers!

Playground, St Paul
Overheard by Nanny in St. Paul.