Posts Tagged ‘plymouth’
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And Lots Of Costumes
Drunk 20-something guy: Well, now you know all about my sexcapades. They’re like the Ice Capades, but with penises.
Plymouth, house party
Overheard by was there choreography? -
Like High School Needed To Be More Complicated
Girl ranting on cellphone: Ugggh. So, now she’s all, like, angry and premenopausal.
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by Technically, so are you… -
Which One Can You Help Me With?
Guy on phone in cube to customer service: At first I was having intermittent sex… ACCESS!
Plymouth, healthcare cube
Overheard by freudian. -
Is This Cub Foods Or Drink?
Man carrying 24 pack of Milwaukee’s Best: You smell really good.
Woman (headed to her car): Hah, okay. Thanks. (gets in her car and starts it up. Music starts playing from car speakers at reasonable level)
Old man on sidewalk: Yeah, yeah! Turn it up!
Woman (now in car): Hah, yup. Okay.Plymouth, Cub Foods
Overheard by ldg. -
That Usually Has Very Negative Results, Or So I’ve Heard
Woman to coworker: We’ll be fine. I’ll just say I’m high and I’ll be fine.
Plymouth, Carlson Center
Overheard by confused intern. -
You Should Tell Me What You Think It Means
Woman ordering: Can you cut that into quarters?
Subway employee: You’re lucky I know what that means. I ain’t been to school in a minute.Plymouth, Subway
Overheard by guy waiting to order a sandwich. -
How Many Calories Does Glitter Add?
Little girl in grocery store, jumping up and down with excitement: MOM! MOM!!! Can we get the Hannah Montana cereal?
Mom, to daughter: I’m just gonna buy you Cheerios, and you can sprinkle some glitter on them.Plymouth, Rainbow Foods
Overheard by …that’s probably healthier than the Hannah Montana variety. -
And I Smoke A Lot Of Weed So I Know What I’m Talking About
Unfortunately young stoner: Hitler went out like a pansy.
Plymouth, Mann Theatre, HP6 premiere
Overheard by Kids these days. -
WE’RE GENIUSES!
Drunk 20-something guy #1: I’m gonna say I’m a bee keeper.
Drunk 20-something guy #2: I’ll say I’m a gynocologist.
Drunk 20-something guy #3 (laughing): Who gets the honey!
Drunk 20-something guy #4: That’s our line for the night!Plymouth, Old Chicago
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Physics, Magic And Unicorns
Confused teen: How are they going to have a fireworks show when it’s so cloudy outside?
Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
Overheard by …let me explain a couple things to you. -
And Now I Have To Sing The Song Again
Son, maybe about 7 years old: Noooooobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nooooooobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.
Dad: C’mon, we need to get going.
Son: (hits head with hand) But Dad, I’m so distracted!Plymouth, Target
Overheard by The burbs get me down sometimes too. -
Anyone In A Boy Band
Stoned Boy in rather quiet library: Who DOESN’T want to look like a buff Jesus?!
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by I don’t think that’s your history project. -
We’ve Got Three Listed On Craigslist
Man getting a haircut to stylist: Remember if you ever need another kid, just think of us.
Plymouth, Hairtopia
Overheard by whatdidhejustsay. -
Not Long Enough
5 year old boy upon seeing snow falling while heading out for recess: Spring in Minnesota is bullshit.
5 year old girl: What’s spring?Plymouth, Kindergarten class
Overheard by Amused teacher trying not to laugh at the swearing. -
When Will Someone Understand How Rough It Is To Be Me?
Teenage girl on cell phone: MOM! I don’t want to drive all the way to Edina to pick up your credit card! And I have to go tanning first!
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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She’s Oily And Expires On 6/30/2010?
Student #1: You said she’s emotional, right?
Student #2: Yeah.
Student #1: (with a proud smile) Ok, I have a great analogy. (pauses) She’s like a bottle of Italian dressing.
Student #2: …Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by don’t even bother explaining… -
That Happens All The Time Without The Laughter
Teenage boy after laughing really hard and pausing to sigh: Do you ever get when you laugh so hard that you’re just ready for your day to end and take a nap? That’s what just happened.
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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Now You’re Talkin’
Teen Boy #1 (holding a beaker of sulfuric acid in chem): I’ll give you a dollar if you drink this.
Teen Boy #2: No way dude, I’d die.
Teen Boy #1: (pause) Five dollars.Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by god i love teenage boys. -
You Should Take A Science Class Every Year
Girl watching friend wave iPod earbuds in front of her face: What are you doing?
Friend: (laughing) I was trying to see if I could hear with my eyes.Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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Go For The Straightforward Approach
Girl #1: God, I just wish it was warm enough to wear flip flops.
Girl #2: I’ll flip YOUR flop.
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: It’s an expression, duh.Plymouth, Lifetime
Overheard by …nope, I dont think it is.
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