Drunk 20-something guy: Well, now you know all about my sexcapades. They’re like the Ice Capades, but with penises.

Plymouth, house party
Overheard by was there choreography?

Girl ranting on cellphone: Ugggh. So, now she’s all, like, angry and premenopausal.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by Technically, so are you…

Guy on phone in cube to customer service: At first I was having intermittent sex… ACCESS!

Plymouth, healthcare cube
Overheard by freudian.

Man carrying 24 pack of Milwaukee’s Best: You smell really good.
Woman (headed to her car): Hah, okay. Thanks. (gets in her car and starts it up. Music starts playing from car speakers at reasonable level)
Old man on sidewalk: Yeah, yeah! Turn it up!
Woman (now in car): Hah, yup. Okay.

Plymouth, Cub Foods
Overheard by ldg.

Woman to coworker: We’ll be fine. I’ll just say I’m high and I’ll be fine.

Plymouth, Carlson Center
Overheard by confused intern.

Woman ordering: Can you cut that into quarters?
Subway employee: You’re lucky I know what that means. I ain’t been to school in a minute.

Plymouth, Subway
Overheard by guy waiting to order a sandwich.

Little girl in grocery store, jumping up and down with excitement: MOM! MOM!!! Can we get the Hannah Montana cereal?
Mom, to daughter: I’m just gonna buy you Cheerios, and you can sprinkle some glitter on them.

Plymouth, Rainbow Foods
Overheard by …that’s probably healthier than the Hannah Montana variety.

Unfortunately young stoner: Hitler went out like a pansy.

Plymouth, Mann Theatre, HP6 premiere
Overheard by Kids these days.

Drunk 20-something guy #1: I’m gonna say I’m a bee keeper.
Drunk 20-something guy #2: I’ll say I’m a gynocologist.
Drunk 20-something guy #3 (laughing): Who gets the honey!
Drunk 20-something guy #4: That’s our line for the night!

Plymouth, Old Chicago

Confused teen: How are they going to have a fireworks show when it’s so cloudy outside?

Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
Overheard by …let me explain a couple things to you.

Son, maybe about 7 years old: Noooooobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nooooooobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.
Dad: C’mon, we need to get going.
Son: (hits head with hand) But Dad, I’m so distracted!

Plymouth, Target
Overheard by The burbs get me down sometimes too.

Stoned Boy in rather quiet library: Who DOESN’T want to look like a buff Jesus?!

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by I don’t think that’s your history project.

Man getting a haircut to stylist: Remember if you ever need another kid, just think of us.

Plymouth, Hairtopia
Overheard by whatdidhejustsay.

5 year old boy upon seeing snow falling while heading out for recess: Spring in Minnesota is bullshit.
5 year old girl: What’s spring?

Plymouth, Kindergarten class
Overheard by Amused teacher trying not to laugh at the swearing.

Teenage girl on cell phone: MOM! I don’t want to drive all the way to Edina to pick up your credit card! And I have to go tanning first!

Plymouth, Wayzata High School

Student #1: You said she’s emotional, right?
Student #2: Yeah.
Student #1: (with a proud smile) Ok, I have a great analogy. (pauses) She’s like a bottle of Italian dressing.
Student #2: …

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by don’t even bother explaining…

Teenage boy after laughing really hard and pausing to sigh: Do you ever get when you laugh so hard that you’re just ready for your day to end and take a nap? That’s what just happened.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School

Teen Boy #1 (holding a beaker of sulfuric acid in chem): I’ll give you a dollar if you drink this.
Teen Boy #2: No way dude, I’d die.
Teen Boy #1: (pause) Five dollars.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by god i love teenage boys.

Girl watching friend wave iPod earbuds in front of her face: What are you doing?
Friend: (laughing) I was trying to see if I could hear with my eyes.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School

Girl #1: God, I just wish it was warm enough to wear flip flops.
Girl #2: I’ll flip YOUR flop.
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: It’s an expression, duh.

Plymouth, Lifetime
Overheard by …nope, I dont think it is.