Posts Tagged ‘plymouth’
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So Young
Dumb Teen boy: If McCain wins, he’ll die just because he’s so old. Like, he won’t even get the pride of being assasinated like Obama would; he’ll just die.
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by the pride of being assasinated. -
A Solid Argument For Raising The Voting Age
Highschool Boy: Dude, the world is ending in 2012. The Mayan calender ends that year and they predicted a ton of shit already, I saw it on the Discovery Channel.
Questioning Bystander: Where did you hear about this? It doen’st sound true.
Highschool Boy: I saw it on TV, and look at the economy; it’s going to shit, there’s overpopulation and disease. (whispers quietely) And we’re going to have a black President. The world for sure is going to hell.Plymouth, Wayzata High School – A wing first floor
Overheard by you shoulnd’t beleive everything you hear on tv. -
How Long Before We Can’t Drink At School?!
School Adminsitrator: Alright guys, no degrading cheers against the other team, you know that.
Football superfan #1: What’s next? No standing during the game?
Football superfan #2: Yeah, come on! You already said no drinking before the game and no drinking at the game.Plymouth, Wayzata HS Football Game
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It’s My Special Spoon!
Administrator (mumbling to herself): Maybe I should just fire everyone here. [opens a drawer] Oh, here’s my spoon. Ok, maybe everyone can keep their jobs.
Plymouth, Wayzata High School, 2nd flood office
Overheard by spoon. -
It Might Work
Middle-aged woman, on sex-offenders: Those people should just be pasteurized.
Teen daughter: Pasteurized?
Woman: Yeah, you know. Pasteurized.
Daughter: No, mom. I don’t think that’s what you mean.Plymouth, Starbucks, 55 and 24
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Life Is Just So Hard!
Sensible Teen Girl: My grandpa always buys a laptop for all his grandkids for their graduation gift.
Teen Girl: Wow, that’s nice. My grandparents just send me, like, 50 bucks. My parents are buying me a computer.
Snobbish Teen Girl: My parents buy me jewelry. I’d rather have jewelry than a computer, anyway. I mean, jewelry lasts longer than laptops.Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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High School Kids Frighten Me
Unhappy Girl: He left and said he couldn’t work on the project because he had “stuff” he HAD to do.
Aggravated Friend: But he left with his girlfriend? “Stuff” my ass.
Other Friend: I’m sure thats what his girlfriend said.Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by is that sanitary? -
Well, Maybe In Plymouth
Teen Girl: Lebanese people are weird.
Teen Boy: Yeah, they just stand out.Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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I’ll Even Join You In Detention
Guy: I will get you anything you want, I mean anything, if you walk back from lunch with your hand down my pants.
Girl: But we are already walking back from lunch, silly.
Guy: Starting now, if you walk back with your hands down my pants, I will get you anything.
Girl: Anything?Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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It Was A Swan, Wasn’t It?
Girl #1: How was your cousin’s wedding?
Girl #2: Oh my god, it was the fanciest wedding I’ve ever been to. Like, they had an ice sculpture and everything.Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by and we all know ‘ice sculpture’ is synonymous for ‘fancy’. -
Perhaps Your Parents Know
Confused kid: Wait, I don’t know if I’m circumsized or not.
Friend: Well, what do you mean?
Confused kid: Well, I dunno, could I have been circumsized and it grew back? Because I feel like that’s what it looks like.
Friend: I dunno. Don’t f***ing ask me, go Google that s**t.Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by oh poor kid. -
That’s Quite The After School Job
Kid who feels the need to constantly talk: I rather smoke pot. I dunno, alchohol is too much for me to handle. A beer is about as strong as I can go, even that’s pushing it.
Equally incompetent friend: Yeah, dude, I love bud.Plymouth, Wayzata high school first floor
Overheard by and remind me why you bother to speak? -
I Will Let You
Teen girl during a frenzied moment: Sometimes I just want to throw a ninja star.
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by but most of the time you don’t? -
Healthy
Kid who obviously isn’t 18: I wish i could live with my uncle. He would let me smoke, let me drink, even let me have hookers over.
Wayzata High School
Overheard by Hilarious. -
We Only Have A Few Million More To Address
Target Guy #1: Sarah Palin. Rowr!
Target Guy #2: Yes?
Target Guy #1: She’s hot!
Target Guy #2: Nah, she’s so stupid she’s ugly.
Target Guy #1: Oh. Yeah, you’re right.Plymouth, SuperTarget
Overheard by i’m glad we clarified that. -
Still Waiting For The Second One To Drop
Teen Boy: Hey bud! Is it just me or did you grow some balls? Like, did your voice drop?
Younger Teen Boy: Ummm…
Teen Boy: I guess not.Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by poor freshmen… -
Especially Bernie Mac; They’re A Little Late
Social Sciences Teacher talking about the economic bailout: So, now they’re wanting to give a bunch of money to bail out Bernie Mac and Franny Mae and some people aren’t happy about that.
Plymouth, Wayzata High School, MoPro class
Overheard by Bernie Mac? Bernie Mac. ok. -
Sorry I Asked
Teacher (talking about what she did during lunch): It turned into this big litigation about mushrooms, then Ms. Lauren* said some rather unusal things, and then we talked about our alien.
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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Hey, It Keeps Her Busy
Teen girl (walking up to another girl holding pizza boxes): Does anyone else like to stroke pizza boxes?
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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In Fact, It’s All Downhill From 3
Father to 3 year old son: Life is hard, suck it up.
Plymouth, Dance Studio
Overheard by i guess he’s got to learn sometime…
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