Posts Tagged ‘pools’

  • That’s One Way To Solve It

    Date: 2008.08.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Dad to son: Buddy, you have to breathe. You can’t hold your breath forever.
    Son: No! I’m never going to breathe again. I hate it!
    Dad: …Sounds good.

    Fridley, Lifetime Fitness Pool
    Overheard by kaybay.

  • That’ll Do It

    Date: 2008.08.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20-something guy: That’s why Mickey Mantle died; he had no livers.

    Apartment pool in St. Louis Park
    Overheard by livers to spare.

  • Never Too Late To Start

    Date: 2008.06.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Overenthusiastic mom with five kids: Don’t you just love this job?!
    Tired teenage lifeguard: Ma’am, this job is the best form of birth control ever.
    Oldest of the five kids: Yeah, my mom was never a lifeguard.

    Aquatic Center
    Overheard by Fellow Lifeguard.

  • Someone Turn That Into A Haiku

    Date: 2008.04.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Blondie: I looked for inner beauty in my belly button, but all I found was lint.

    The Poolhouse, St Peter
    Overheard by BAFO.