Posts Tagged ‘porn’

  • They’ll Be Too Weak To Fight For Long

    Date: 2010.10.19 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Library employee, while standing outside during a fire drill: There’s going to be a riot. We’re disrupting their porn intake for the day.

    Minneapolis, Central Library
    Overheard by a patron.

  • Amatuer

    Date: 2008.12.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy on cell phone: Yeah, he said because you insulted him you need to bring beer.
    Friend to guy: And porn.
    Guy into cell: And he says you need to bring porn. (then to friend) Do you want straight porn?
    Friend:  I don’t know what that means, but I definitely want a plot.

    Minneapolis, House party
    Overheard by who really cares?

  • Not If You Stick To The Trusted Sites

    Date: 2008.11.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Yuppie man: It’s a Mac.  You can’t get a virus on a Mac.
    Yuppie woman: Even with all the porn you watch?

    Minneapolis, Outside The Bryant-Lake Bowl
    Overheard by Safe Sex Has Gotten So Complicated!