Guy on cell phone: Yeah, he said because you insulted him you need to bring beer.
Friend to guy: And porn.
Guy into cell: And he says you need to bring porn. (then to friend) Do you want straight porn?
Friend:  I don’t know what that means, but I definitely want a plot.

Minneapolis, House party
Overheard by who really cares?

Yuppie man: It’s a Mac.  You can’t get a virus on a Mac.
Yuppie woman: Even with all the porn you watch?

Minneapolis, Outside The Bryant-Lake Bowl
Overheard by Safe Sex Has Gotten So Complicated!