Woman walking in, looking at the “tagging” on the door: Looks like Chinese to me!

Minneapolis, Minnehaha Post Office
Overheard by Too much Olympic fever.

Post Office Worker #1: Oh! Here’s the new roll of stamps we just got in yesterday. Look at that, there are four designs on each roll!
Post Office Worker #2 (sarcastically): Well, isn’t that the coolest thing. I just get so excited over stamps. Stamps are the greatest!
Post Office Worker #1: I know, I love them!

Plymouth Post Office
Overheard by a fellow stamp lover.

Postal Worker #1: You’re a dutz!
Postal Worker #2: You’re a dutz!
Postal Worker #1: You’re a bigger dutz than me!
Postal Worker #2: You’re the biggest dutz of all!
Postal Worker #3: Listen to them.  (to them) You’re both dutzes!
Postal Worker #1: What!  This, from the guy who spells “Gregg” with two Gs!

Minneapolis Loop Station Post Office
Overheard by sxoidmal.