Posts Tagged ‘post office’

  • That’s Old News

    Date: 2010.03.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Male Customer, sarcastically: You guys never lose anything, right?
    Male Worker: Only our minds.

    Richfield, Post Office
    Overheard by Please not today, I really need to mail this.

  • This Needs To Be Investigated

    Date: 2009.08.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman #1: Husbands are sharing their wives all over Burnsville.
    Woman #2: I know. I love it.

    Burnsville Post Office
    Overheard by Introduce me!

  • Obama Fever!

    Date: 2009.01.21 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Woman: I’ll take five dollars worth of stamps.
    Postal Worker: (hands her the stamps)
    Woman: (looks at stamps) Wait, are these Obama stamps? Damn, that’s fast.
    Postal Worker: (puzzled look) That’s Frank Sinatra.

    Minneapolis, Lake St Post Office
    Overheard by if Frankie had a tan…

  • Just Good Entertainment

    Date: 2008.12.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy #1: Dude, did you hear there was a bridge collapse in Atlanta?  It was a pedestrian bridge though.
    Guy #2: Nice!

    Chanhassen, Post Office
    Overheard by Too Soon.

  • Adding To His Moral Ambiguity

    Date: 2008.11.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Kindergartner, upon seeing long line: Awwww, we have to wait forever now!
    Mother: It’s OK, the line will move quickly.
    Kindergertner: If Batman were here he could just fly up to the front of this line… (in dramatic voice) because he’s BATMAN!!!

    Roseville, Post Office
    Overheard by FLAWlessly argued, young man.

  • The Opposite Of Cultural Competency

    Date: 2008.09.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

     Post Office Employee to Somalian woman: Well, maybe if you took your headdress off you could hear me better.

    Minneapolis, Post Office
    Overheard by Is that ok to say?

  • Does It Say “Peace”?

    Date: 2008.08.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman walking in, looking at the “tagging” on the door: Looks like Chinese to me!

    Minneapolis, Minnehaha Post Office
    Overheard by Too much Olympic fever.

  • I Prefer Stationary

    Date: 2008.04.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Post Office Worker #1: Oh! Here’s the new roll of stamps we just got in yesterday. Look at that, there are four designs on each roll!
    Post Office Worker #2 (sarcastically): Well, isn’t that the coolest thing. I just get so excited over stamps. Stamps are the greatest!
    Post Office Worker #1: I know, I love them!

    Plymouth Post Office
    Overheard by a fellow stamp lover.

  • WTF Is A Dutz?

    Date: 2008.04.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Postal Worker #1: You’re a dutz!
    Postal Worker #2: You’re a dutz!
    Postal Worker #1: You’re a bigger dutz than me!
    Postal Worker #2: You’re the biggest dutz of all!
    Postal Worker #3: Listen to them.  (to them) You’re both dutzes!
    Postal Worker #1: What!  This, from the guy who spells “Gregg” with two Gs!

    Minneapolis Loop Station Post Office
    Overheard by sxoidmal.