Posts Tagged ‘recreation’
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And Because They All Heard Me Call Them Chicks
Unshaved dude: I never bother hitting on chicks here.
Clean-shaven friend: Why not?
Unshaved dude: Because they’re only here because of their boyfriends.Minneapolis Convention Center, Magic: the Gathering Grand Prix
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You Can’t, Like, Fight Destiny And Stuff
Twenty something “arty” girl to other “arty” twenty something: I just knew, okay, that three years ago, like, I was an artist!
Minneapolis, Northrup King Building, First Thursday
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Guess What Tingles Just Before Someone Calls Me?
Mom in line for the water slide: Is that Claire? I knew it! Every time my knee tingles someone I know shows up!
St Louis Park, Rec Center
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The Flaws Of The Buddy System
Little Girl #1 to Little Girl #2: You didn’t wash your hands!
Little Girl #2: I know! But Jane already left and I HAVE to follow her everywhere she goes!Minneapolis, The Depot
Overheard by No truer words have been spoken. -
And The Reason We Don’t Take Checks
Pro-shop girl: So, it will be $22 for the round and the cart.
Dude who looks drunk: Can I write you a check?
Pro-shop girl: No, sorry, we can’t take checks.
Dude who looks drunk: But I’m financially unstable.
Pro-shop girl: Sorry.
Dude who looks drunk: But I’m a compulsive gambler.Minneapolis, Golf Course
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Isn’t Nature Crazy?
9 year old, in response to the question ”Do you know when puberty normally begins for young women?”: In the spring I think, normally in the morning!
Hopkins, A community center
Overheard by Most adorable quote of the weekend! -
What Does This Kid Know?
10 year old boy: Look at that snow! You don’t even know if there are humans down there!
Burnsville, MN, Top of Tubing Hill at Buck Hill
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I Grew Up In Bourbon America
20-something girl in group: I didn’t know about that stuff. I grew up in suburban America not burban America.
Minneapolis, Gameworks
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I’m So Proud Of Him!
Drunk, white trash guy: No, girl! That was my step-daddy! My real daddy’s a gang banger. Shiiiiiiiit, girl.
Shakopee, Trail of Terror, Hayride
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A Lifetime Of Work Pays Off
Boy on hay ride who has arranged a small pumpkin and a bag of apples to rest beside him: Hey mom, check it out! I got a little pumpkin and apple garden! Oh, yeah.
Hastings, Afton Apple Orchard
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Someone Will Try That Next Year
6-year-old boy: MOM! I WANT A COOKIE.
Mom: If you don’t start behaving you’re going to turn into a deep-fried boy on a stick at the state fair.Wayzata, Yacht Club
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You Simply Mustn’t
Sam: Fred, come frolic with me.
Fred stuffing himself: Sam, I can’t frolic while eating.Virginia, MN, Loading Bikes for Great River Energy Bike Tour
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This Game Is Not A Challenge In Minnesota
Teenage girl sitting on curb: 37!
Her dad sitting next to her: Where? I need to see it to validate it.
Teenage girl: Over there, see the woman is holding it. Sort of like, “I didn’t want to get sweat marks from my fanny pack but it’s so cute I have to carry it with me anyway”.
Dad: Oooh I see it! 38!Uptown art fair
Overheard by fanny pack #45. -
And Soon To Be A Lobster
Tan 8-year old boy: I don’t need sunblock, I’M A MAN!
Hidden Valley Campground
Overheard by That’s my kind of man. -
Yes. All Of Them!
Man #1 discussing religion: The Baptists tried to drown me when I was 12. I still haven’t forgiven them.
Man #2 (dead serious): They tried to drown you?
Man #1: No. That’s how they… Never mind.One of the Three Art Fairs
Overheard by At least it didn’t involve a burlap sack. -
We Only Know How They Walk In Egypt
5 year old boy: What do people eat in Egypt?
5 year old girl: Nothing! They don’t eat anything in Egypt!Southwest Super Summer Program
Overheard by clarodactyl. -
You And Me Both
Child, selling refreshments: You want one?
50-year-old man: Nah, I’m already loaded.Stillwater Lumberjack Days
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Oh, They Were
Octogenarian sitting behind me: Well, she had a shitty attitude, and I thought the Germans were bad!
Padelford Riverboat Tour in St. Paul.
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Your Cooties Aren’t So Bad
Guy: Your hair is poofy.
Girl: Thanks. *shakes hair*
Guy: Now it’s even worse!
Girl #2: John*, you should compliment girls on their hair, or their nails or shoes. They like that.
Guy: Jane*, your nails are annoying!
Girl #2: That’s not a compliment!
Guy #2: Is ‘your nails grow’ a compliment?Chan Jam-Chan Rec center
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I Bet That Smells Good
Vendor in Adjacent Booth to Co-Worker While Examining Crowd: It’s as if someone detonated a redneck bomb, and we’re standing at ground zero.
St. Paul Home and Patio Show
Overheard by NASCAR Team Jackets are NOT Ok.
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