Posts Tagged ‘recreation’
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Oldest Trick In The Book
Old lady #1: Did you get your hearing back?
Old lady #2: Huh?
Old lady #1: DID YOU GET YOUR HEARING BACK?
Old lady #2 then just walks away
Hopkins senior center
Overheard by overheard perfection. -
It Comes Down To Competence
Yoga instructor: It probably feels a little bit better when someone else does it to you than when you do it to yourself.
Class member (under their breath): Ain’t that the truth.
Yoga Center of MPLS
Overheard by well… it depends. -
Can’t Say The Same For My Watch, Shoe Or Lunchbag
Kid emerging from bathroom stall at language camp: Hey, guys, I found out my flashlight’s waterproof!
Concordia Language Village, Bemidji
Overheard by Remind me not to borrow that. -
Back When I Was Just A Kid
Tiny 8-year-old swimmer to an experienced older swimmer: Are you doing butterfly in the relay?
Experienced swimmer: Yes.
8-year-old: Are you good at it?
Experienced swimmer, pausing: No, not really.
8-year-old: Oh. That’s ok, I started out like that too.
St. Michael swim meet
Overheard by older swimmer’s friend. -
Get That On A Tee-Shirt
Nice looking guy out with friends: I want my friends to get used to me breaking promises. I like to ease them into the disappointment that is friendship with Matt.
Cedar Cultural Center
Overheard by Too bad for them. -
Filed Under: Speak First, Think Much, Much Later
Minnesota fan: Goldy must be a woman today, he’s very slender. Goldy’s a lesbian today!
Minnesota/Iowa basketball game
Overheard by Proud that I am an Iowa fan. -
Yeah
Excited and precocious 4-year old girl to bride: Where’s your husband?
Bride (indicating husband): Right over there.
Precocious 4-year old girl (seemingly disappointed): Oh.
Chanhassen Country (not Inn &) Suites
Overheard by Kids say the darndest things. -
And That’s Why They Must Be Stopped!
Preschool girl on dad’s shoulders: But not all deer are nice.
Dad: No… not all of them.
Preschool girl on dad’s shoulders: Some deer are evil.
Dad: Right, some deer ARE evil.
Deer exhibit/The Sportsman’s Show
Overheard by adam. -
Gnarly
Snowboarder getting on lift: Duuuuude, are we gonna go hardcore right this time?
Lutsen
Overheard by not so hardcore. -
Seems Familiar
40-something douchebag #1: So, you doin’ anything later?
40-something douchebag #2: Yeah, Michelle and I are having dinner.
40-something douchebag #1: Oh? You’re still seeing her? How long has it been now?
40-something douchebag #2: It’s our ten month on Monday.
40-something douchebag #1: Wow. 10 months. Must be getting serious. You’d better dump her before you have to buy her a Christmas gift.
Surly Brewing Co
Overheard by noticing that the first guy was not wearing a wedding ring. -
A Silky Smooth Phase
Guy #1: Do you still shave your legs?
Guy #2: No, it was just a phase.
Mady’s bowl and lounge
Overheard by wow. -
Stick With “Flies On Shit.”
Excited man: I’ve been looking all over for you! Now I’m going to wear you like a coat!
St. Paul Art Crawl
Overheard by A coat? Really? -
And Twice As Smart.
Ditsy brunette looking in the mirror: Oh my god, for a second I was, like, that girl looks just like me!
Gastoff’s Octoberfest Lameness
Overheard by Filled with anxiety. -
News You Can Use.
Highschool dude: If you want good weed, ask the janitors at Chaska.
Dubious highschool girl: Hmm.
Highschool dude: THEY WILL SELL YOU WEED, MAN!!!
American Karate Studio
Overheard by mental note made, buddy. -
Lots Of Ideas Sound Better In Theory Than In Practice.
Man: I’ma take this corncob and shove it up some m*therf*cker’s ass.
After an Aquatennial Parade, 4th and Nicollet
Overheard by hybrid fat-n-sassy. -
Let’s Get The Husbands Input.
Married woman: Yeah… I’m glad I don’t have a penis.
Single woman: Oh god, me too. But I sure would like regular access to one.
Married woman (looking sideways at husband): Yeah, but sometimes the sacrifices you have to make to get it are just too great.
Cooking club
Overheard by Garage girl #1. -
No, Aim For The Sharks.
8-year-old girl #1 (tying scarf around her head): We’re going to look like gangstas!
8-year-old girl #2 (also tying scarf around her head): Like what?
8-year-old girl #1: Like gangstas!
8-year-old girl #2: What’s a gangsta?
8-year-old girl #1: It’s a gangster.
8-year-old girl #2: Oh.
8-year-old girl #1: Like The Jets.
8-year-old girl #2: (suddenly understanding) Oh, okay!
Dressing room at a dance show
Overheard by I think they paid a little TOO much attention to West Side Story. -
That Would Solve A Lot Of Problems.
6 year old girl: We’re pulling our vaginas off!
Sabes JCC day camp
Overheard by Giggling Counselor. -
Yeah. Pretty Much.
African American teen worker #1: (just arriving for his shift talking to a co-worker) Man, it’s busy here today, What’s this place called again?
African American teen worker #2: It’s like Lumberjack Festival or some s**t like that.
African American teen worker #1: Lumberjack Festival? What the f**k is a Lumberjack?
African American teen worker #2: Some white dude with an axe.
snow-cone stand at Lumberjack Days in Stillwater
Overheard by Brandon J. -
Honeymoon Phase Is Over.
Middle Aged Man to Same-Aged Girlfriend after hearing on the p.a. that kids younger than 2 have to sit on a parent’s lap: I wish you were a lapkid.
Circus Juventas
Overheard by Scooter.
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