Girl #1:  Did you get my message?
Girl #2:  What?
Girl #1: I just texted you from the privie!
Girl #2:  You just cost me fifteen cents.

Shakopee, Renaissance Festival
Overheard by Holding it until I get home.

Woman wearing fanny pack: I never have any leftover mashed potatoes, because I know how to cook for one.

Shakopee, MN, Renaissance Festival
Overheard by is there gravy in the fanny pack?

Renaissance garbed woman holding a frozen banana: They weren’t kidding! You could kill someone with one of these!

Shakopee, MN, Renaissance Festival
Overheard by who told you that?

Woman talking to weaponry maker: My dad was trying to see if we could have a 10-foot claymore made to use as a stripper pole.

Renaissance Festival
Overheard by and it’s not even the “romance” weekend.

6-year-old Patron to Dad: Now where’s that rock you pooped on?

MN Renaissance Festival
Overheard by Hungry Hungry Hippy.

5 year old boy: That smells worse than my butt!
Mom: Have you smelled your butt lately?
5 year old boy: Yes.

Renaissance Festival
Overheard by Pins.

Woman in Renaissance costume, following a man in Renaissance costume pushing a wheelbarrow of hay: Oh, that smells so good. I love the smell of hay.
Man in costume: Mmm hmmm.
Woman in costume: You know, hay smells so good that people should be able to eat it, too. But I can’t, so much.

Renaissance Festival
Overheard by You mean you’ve tried?