Posts Tagged ‘renaissance festival’
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A Diaper?
Man walking into a Biffy: I have a sort of hands-free operation.
Shakopee, Renaissance Festival
Overheard by kind of want to know how that works. -
Wash Your Phone
Girl #1: Did you get my message?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: I just texted you from the privie!
Girl #2: You just cost me fifteen cents.Shakopee, Renaissance Festival
Overheard by Holding it until I get home. -
Everyone Loves Potatoes
Woman wearing fanny pack: I never have any leftover mashed potatoes, because I know how to cook for one.
Shakopee, MN, Renaissance Festival
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Death By Frozen Banana Would Be Very Embarrassing
Renaissance garbed woman holding a frozen banana: They weren’t kidding! You could kill someone with one of these!
Shakopee, MN, Renaissance Festival
Overheard by who told you that? -
Do Strippers Get Worker’s Comp?
Woman talking to weaponry maker: My dad was trying to see if we could have a 10-foot claymore made to use as a stripper pole.
Renaissance Festival
Overheard by and it’s not even the “romance” weekend. -
Mind If I Use It?
6-year-old Patron to Dad: Now where’s that rock you pooped on?
MN Renaissance Festival
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This One Is Dedicated To Someone Special.
5 year old boy: That smells worse than my butt!
Mom: Have you smelled your butt lately?
5 year old boy: Yes.
Renaissance Festival
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That’s New.
Woman in Renaissance costume, following a man in Renaissance costume pushing a wheelbarrow of hay: Oh, that smells so good. I love the smell of hay.
Man in costume: Mmm hmmm.
Woman in costume: You know, hay smells so good that people should be able to eat it, too. But I can’t, so much.
Renaissance Festival
Overheard by You mean you’ve tried?
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