Woman #1: So, I was watching the Democratic National Convention last night…
Woman #2: Oh, is that here?

Saint Paul, Women’s restroom just a few block from where the RNC will be next week…
Overheard by Amazed and saddened.

Drunk 40 year old dude #1, standing in line for the bathroom: Well, there are 4 sinks. We only need 2 with the number of people I’ve seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40 year old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was peeing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.

Minnesota Zoo - Music In the Zoo
Overheard by slight overshare.

Idiot #1 in bathroom stall: Have you heard of that Pineapple Express?
Idiot #2: Oh yeah! That’s that new smoothie place in the mall!

MOA bathroom

Drunk valley girl in the bathroom (conspiratorily): Ok, like, I’m not supposed to tell anyone this, but Christine MIGHT be leaving early.
Friend: Really? Oh my God, I can’t believe that.
(long silence)
Voice from a stall: Are guys waiting for me to say something?
Drunk valley girl: Oh my God, Christine, are you in here?!?

St. Paul, Bathroom at a wedding
Overheard by check the feet under the stalls next time, sweetie

Man in public bathroom, on cell phone: Umm… sitting at work?

In the men’s bathroom downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by trying to clearly tell the other person on the line that he’s in a bathroom.

Little kid in bathroom stall, to his mom: Mommy, is it the button on the side here to flush?
Mother, in stall next to him: Yes, honey.
Little kid: (long pause)  But I’m scared.
Mother, reassuringly: It’s a brand new toilet honey, you don’t need to be scared.

New Walmart, Austin MN
Overheard by …but you should be scared of the old toilets.

Angry 20something walking out of bathroom with friend: You’ve never made HOLLANDAISE?!

Bathroom, Calhoun Square
Overheard by aeh.

20 yr old in bathroom stall: Hey! There’s a rainbow in the toilet!

Ridgedale Target Bathroom
Overheard by Was there a pot of gold too?

Young yuppie kid at urinal: Dude, I wish there was a privacy wall between these urinals?
Middle aged Biker at next urinal: Why, you got a small dick?

A hole in the wall Bar in Saint Paul
Overheard by Guy in the stall.

Guy #1 to Guy #2, each at urinals:  So, I was walking home last night and I saw a dude throw a can onto the ground.  At first I thought, “Hey, pick that up,” but then I saw that it was a can of Surly and I was all like, “Awesome!  I totally made that can!”
Guy #2:  That’s awesome.

Surly Cynic Ale launch party at the CC Club
Overheard by good thing these guys don’t handle nuclear waste.

Woman teammate trying to figure out other teammate’s sexual orientation: So, I saw you drive up with a guy and some kids.
Other teammate: That was my girlfriend.

In the bathroom at Station 4
Overheard by At least now you know she’s a lesbian.

Kid: And I locked the door all by myself, neat huh?
Woman: Mmm… uh huh.
Kid: But I didn’t touch the water. Did you know that I touched the water once when I was 2? But I DIDN’T touch the poop. That would be dangerous!
Woman (obviously not listening): Okay.

Waconia grocery store bathroom
Overheard by and the yellow water isn’t dangerous?

Girl #1: I told him he’d have to get me more drunk if he wanted to do that to me.
Girl #2: How long have you two been married now?
Girl #1: Almost two years.

Como Park Conservatory bathroom
Overheard by Wedding Crasher.