Posts Tagged ‘richfield’
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She’s Busy
Drunk boy who wouldn’t stop talking: Where’s that Martha Washington when you need her?
Richfield, Fireworks
Overheard by DK. -
That’s Old News
Male Customer, sarcastically: You guys never lose anything, right?
Male Worker: Only our minds.Richfield, Post Office
Overheard by Please not today, I really need to mail this. -
Do You Smoke?
Man to two preteens: I’ve been locked up the past 8 years. How am I supposed to know what to get you for Christmas?!
Richfield Super Target
Overheard by did you look in aisle 5? -
And A New Roommate
Buff College Guy #1: Dude, I need new blades for my razor. AGAIN. This shit is expensive.
Buff College Guy #2: The razor you keep in the shower? The one that I have been using to shave my balls?
Buff College Guy #1: Alright, so I need new blades for my razor, and new skin for my face.Richfield, Target – Razor Aisle
Overheard by New Meaning to Dick-Head? -
But You’re Still Grounded
Girl arguing with her mother: But mom, I’m, like, almost 16, I think I know what’s best for my baby.
Richfield, Babies R US
Overheard by Elizabeth C. -
I’m Telling You He Likes It, Dad
Harassed-looking dad, to the child who is NOT crying: So, you’re trying to tell me that your little brother bit himself?
Not-crying child: Yes.Richfield, Target
Overheard by sounds plausible to me. -
You Will Not Find It There
Middle aged woman: I need some shirts.
Younger woman: I need some dignity.Richfield, Target
Overheard by hm what aisle is that in. -
Aim High But Keep A Plan B
Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Her kid: A taco!Richfield, Target
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Their Plan To Meet Men At The SciFi Convention Is Falling Apart
Girl #1: Does anyone know about Star Wars? I think those are Druids.
Guy: Droids?
Girl #1: No, Druids. Does anyone know if Druids are from Star Wars or Space Balls?
Girl #2: Um, the Druids built Stonehenge.Richfield, Potbelly’s
Overheard by: so it was made by aliens… -
Her Head Is Pretty Thick
Blonde Student: Um, I don’t get it. If bones are so strong, why can’t we make buildings out of them?
Richfield, Holy Angels science dept.
Overheard by PLEASE donate your body to science. -
All Canals Are In Italy
Girl#1: That crazy Mexican.
Girl #2: He’s from Colombia!
Girl #1: Whatever. They’re both in South America.
Girl #2: Mexico is in North America.
Girl #1: Oh. Close enough.
Girl #2: Yeah, technically everything north of the Panama Canal is in North America.
Girl #1: Wait, the Panama Canal… isn’t that in Italy?Richfield, High School English classroom
Overheard by Yes. Yes it is. -
Where In The Hell Does She Go Tanning?
Orange Girl: I need to go tanning today. I’m getting so pale!
Pale Girl: I’ll laugh when you get melanoma.
Orange Girl: Sad! Why would you laugh at an STD?Richfield, 66th and Lyndale
Overheard by the UV has affected your brain. -
Start By Punching You In The Face
One male co-worker: Everything you do is wrong. Now what are you going to do to fix it?
Other co-worker: (blank stare)
Richfield, Large Office Building
Overheard by What great motivation! -
We’ll Show You Later
Insensitive Crazy Divorced Lady on the phone at work with her 6 year old son: Hi honey, I had to put Maxie down last night. I’m really sorry. (pause) No, honey, I didn’t shoot him.
Richfield, Best Buy HQ
Overheard by loves these touching conversations I get to overhear everyday. -
The Accounting Department
Co-worker: Who makes the Apple iPod? Sony? Toshiba?
Richfield, Best Buy Corporate
Overheard by over here. -
He’s Just Going To Wait Until You Get To The Car
Mom: There is no whining in Target! What did I tell you?!
Child: Mom, I want some candy!
Mom, stopping to point at a sale sign: Can’t you read this sign?! It says there is no whining in Target!!Richfield, Super Target
Overheard by Poor kid can’t read! -
Inventing The Next Big Internet Acronym Isn’t Easy
Middle Aged Guy #1: L I L.
Middle Aged Guy #2: L I apostrophe L.
Middle Aged Guy #3: LSD.Richfield, Chipotle
Overheard by What were they trying to spell? -
Extra Sour Cream?
Overly tan taco lover: So can you, like, get your fingers all the way around it? Like it’s a marble? And it’s really close to the skin’s surface? Does pus ooze out around it? How old is she? Maybe it has been growing like that for a while now?
Richfield, Taco Bell
Overheard by i think i am done with my crunch wrap supreme. -
Where Are The Dried Plums?
Target employee walkie talkie: There are RAISINS in aisle 3 for whoever was looking for dried grapes.
Richfield, Target
Overheard by roger that. -
You’re Going To Need A RAM Upgrade
50ish Woman looking at a MAC computers: So, I want to be able to read my email and listen to music at the same time.
Sales Guy: Oh yeah, it has all that compatibility.Best Buy Richfield
Overheard by It even has a color screen…
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