Posts Tagged ‘robbinsdale’
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Some Of Us Read The Instructions On The Back, Some Of Us Don’t
Man in 40s: I didn’t use the Milk of Magnesia.
Woman in 40s: Why not?
Man in 40s: I forgot to put it in the fridge, so I thought it must have gone bad.
Woman in 40s: Oh… wait, what?Robbinsdale, Athens Cafe
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I’d Rather Know How Long It’s Been There
Girl in the hallway: Whoa, there’s a staple in my ass! How’d it get there?
Robbinsdale, Cooper High School
Overheard by thanks for sharing. -
That’s How We Multitask
Liquor store clerk: You want a bag for that?
Liquor store patron with bottle of vodka: Nah, I’ll drink it in the car.Robbinsdale, RC Liquors
Overheard by He was kidding… right? -
It Does?!
Druggie girl: Dude, why does this always happen to me around lunchtime? My body, like, empties itself just so I can fill it up again!
Robbinsdale, Cooper High School Lunchroom
Overheard by It’s called poopin’, sweetheart. -
It Made Him Feel Sexy
Annoying freshman girl: So, I saw this big biker guy the other day. His shirt was a-flappin’ in the breeze, and he had a tramp stamp!
Robbinsdale, Cooper High School math
Overheard by That was totally me. -
He Could Tell You But Then He’d Have To Kill You
Way too loud guy: HEY, JOHN*! WHAT’S IT LIKE TO BE GAY?!
Robbinsdale, Cooper High Hallway
Overheard by Yes, please inform the public. -
Add That To The Brochure
Pre-teen to his rowdy friends: Yeah, ’cause Sandburg grass rocks!
Cooper High Summer School/Activities
Overheard by Well, I once went there… Glad to see there are still no complaints about the greenery. -
And It’s Plymouth
Stoner: I know why there are no dealers in Plymouth!
Not quite a stoner: Yeah? Why?
Stoner: All the streets are curvy, there’s no corners for them!
Not quite a stoner: Hmmm, yeah, you’re right.Cooper High School Lunch Room
Overheard by Not a Nerd. -
It’s Totally Rad
PETA girl: Eeew I can’t do this! (looking at fetal pig in bio class)
Guy: Look, it is easy, see it’s cute, you can hold it.
PETA girl: No, gross.
Guy: No, really, you can hold it just like a baby, then you cut it up. It’s cool.
Cooper High School Science Class
Overheard by Not a nerd. -
Is “Meat” A Color?
Ghetto girl: Man, what color is a chicken? (loudly)
Guy: Are you serious?
Ghetto girl: Yeah, what color is a chicken?
Guy: You mean like, the feathers?
Ghetto girl: Naw, the meat, the drumstick! What color is a chicken?
Guy: [laughing]
Cooper High School History Class
Overheard by Not a nerd. -
Don’t Mess With Oprah
Girl: I like Oprah!
Guy: I think she’s annoying.
Girl: That’s racist!
Guy: What? That makes no sense. I don’t hate her cause she’s black, I hate her cause she’s annoying.
Girl: You’re still racist.
Guy: Whatever.
Cooper High School
Overheard by Not a nerd. -
The After School Special Needs To Make A Comeback
High School Thug: Can I borrow your calcalater?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to give it back.
High School Thug: Don’t worry, I’m not gonna take it, I’m not full black.
Cooper High School
Overheard by Not a nerd. -
Don’t Be Afraid To Practice With Your Pillow
Random kid in Cooper hallway: …kisses like a dog, so I don’t care.
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With Modern Medicine You Shouldn’t Have To Live This Way
Sophomore girl: My earballs hurt!
Sophomore boy: What? You don’t have…
Sophomore girl: You know, you have eyeballs, so my earballs hurt.
Sophomore boy: Whatever.
Robbinsdale Cooper High School History Class
Overheard by Not a nerd. -
Don’t They All Live In Their Parent’s Basements?
Woman in converation about carnival workers: I’ll go drop $5 on the ring toss. I want to support the carnies. They need to get drunk and high tonight and somebody needs to pay for that shit!
Robbinsdale “Whiz Bang Days”
Overheard by I hope they’re sharing. -
Let’s Poll The Internet About That.
Preppy girl: I don’t care what you guys think! Just because I get everything I ask for, it doesn’t mean I’m spoiled!
Robbinsdale Cooper High School
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They Don’t Eat That Food, Either.
Brunette Student: Let’s get Chinese food later.
Blonde Student: I don’t want to get fat, let’s get something else.
Brunette Student: You can’t get fat eating Chinese food, look at all the people in China, they aren’t fat.
Robbinsdale Cooper High School Cafeteria
Overheard by Only three more years.
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