Posts Tagged ‘rochester’
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And It’s Not Easy
20-something guy: I’m losing my beer belly and getting back my whiskey belly.
Rochester, 4th of July house party
Overheard by The wife. -
He Knows What He’s Doing
Elderly man: I couldn’t do it myself.
Elderly woman: I’d imagine so!
Elderly man: So, I asked the pretty young nurse to help me out.
Elderly woman: That’s what they are there for!
Elderly man: All I needed her to do was hold back the flap of skin so I could get to it.Rochester, restaurant in a retirement home
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The Risks With Kwik Trip Produce Are Too High Anyway
Young boy to severely overweight Mom at Kwik Trip: Apples! Mama, I want an apple!
Mom: No! You’re getting a doughnut!Rochester, Country Club Manor Kwik Trip
Overheard by I guess I don’t feel so guilty about my donut splurge today. -
See You In April
Woman to boyfriend: I don’t wear boots and I don’t go out in the snow.
Rochester, Shopko North
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Please Tell Me Your Secret
Student #1, walks into class that has already started: What class is this? Did my class move?
Student #2, who is in the other class with Student #1: That class starts at 1:00 pm; it is only 12:00 pm.
Student #1: Huh, my clock must be off. (leaves the room)
Student #2: Nust be nice to have no responsiblilies to not realize daylight savings happened till Mon afternoon.Rochester, College campus
Overheard by The nontraditional one. -
If You Were Going For A Law & Order Reference, You Missed
Older male co-worker after the overhead paging system made an odd noise: Sheesh! That was like a double dong.
Med City, Land of the pippettes
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I’ll Write It Down For You
Middle school girl swimmer #1: Do you know where the U.K. is?
Middle school girl swimmer #2: How do you spell it?Rochester Rec Center
Overheard by You don’t need to be smart to swim fast.
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