20-something woman to a 20-something man: We could never sit by each other in church because we would get the church giggles.

Roseville, Borders bookstore, Rosedale Mall

Guy: Hey, I’m gonna go grab something from concessions. Want anything?
Girl: Yeah, um, do they have any candy that’s, like, fruity?
Guy: No, they don’t sell any gay candy here.

AMC Theater at Rosedale Mall
Overheard by guess i’m leaving then.

Elderly Lady: Can you tell me were an elevator is?
Co Worker: Right in the middle of that department store there.
Elderly Lady: What are you guys selling here? The internet?
Co Worker: No, we sell cell phones here. (holds up phone)
Elderly Lady: I dont know anything about that. Well, off to see the puppeteer!

Roseville, Rosedale
Overheard by I love puppet shows.

Young mother: Where the HELL is my son?!

JC Penney’s in Rosedale Center
Overheard by you should know these things…

Employee: It’s like small, but bigger.

Rosedale Center Ragstock
Overheard by do you mean medium?

Moviegoer: It’s like buying a BMW when you could buy a Mercedes.

The 12:20 P.M., June 27th showing of WALL-E at AMC Rosedale 14
Overheard by the message of this movie is walk.

Mom: Wait, Becca. What about these short?
Becca: This is, like, the old lady section.
Mom: I think they’re nice.

Macy’s Rosedale (Becca’s right)
Overheard by Ed.

Middle Scool Age Kid to Friend: No, dude, just punch me in the stomach!

AMC movie theatre at Rosedale Mall
Overheard by ah, to be young again.

Teenage Skater #1: Come here, man.
Teenage Skater #2: No, man. When you punch me in the stomach, I fart!

Macy’s at Rosedale
Overheard by please, not by my register.

Teenage girl #1: Ohhhh, that dress is, like, so cute on you.
Teenage girl #2: I know. But, it’s $108. If it was $100, I’d buy it, but I can’t afford $108.
Teenage girl #1 (a little bit later): Like, I could really go for a mocha right now.

Rosedale Macy dressing rooms
Overheard by I bet you can afford a $4 coffee.

Teen #1: You should wear that on your trip!
Teen #2: No, we’re going to Alaska and everyone is, like, casual there.
Teen #1: Oh, really?
Teen #2: Yeah, they all wear flannel.
Teen #1: BOOOOORING!

Rosedale Macy’s Fitting Room
Overheard by Grunge isn’t dead, it’s in Anchorage.

Nun: Are you familiar with community day?
Shopper: No.
Nun: If you donate $5 dollars, you can get $10 worth of coupons. And the money all goes to the Sacred Heart Church.
Shopper: I don’t donate money to the Catholic Church.
Nun: Well, we’re a poor church.
Shopper: I’ve been to the Vatican, they’re quite rich.
Nun: But we’re not.
Shopper: Take it up with the Pope.

Herbergers Rosedale Mall
Overheard by Right on sistah!

Twenty-something Girl #1 (looking at dinner bill): What!? They charged me for my pop refill!
Twenty-something Girl #2 (appalled): They did? That’s not right. America is, like, the land of free refills.

California Pizza Kitchen, Rosedale
Overheard by Second only to the land of the free.

Retail guy #1: So you shopping for Jane*?
Retail guy #2: He’s already got one of those.
Retail guy #1: Oh yeah? What’d she cost you?
Visitor: A few friends.

Rosedale Zumiez
Overheard by Price Inflation Sucks.

20 something girl #1: Is the ’s’ in Illinois silent?
20 something girl #2 after a LONG pause: Um. Well, yeah. Yeah, of course. Duh.
20 something girl #1: But, like, ALL the time?

Outside Hollister, Rosedale
Overheard by What about the ‘x’ in xylophone?

Woman on the bus screaming into her cell phone: (after a 10 minute conversation) I have to let you go… all this noise on the bus is driving me crazy!

260 Rosedale Express Bus
Overheard by It’s sad when an iPod can’t block it out!

Loud woman on cell phone: Well, I’m not just sitting here with two thumbs up my butt!

Macy’s @ Rosedale Mall
Overheard by shopper in the handbag department.

Mom, to teen daughter: So, did you at least find somebody attractive to be your new boyfriend?

Macy’s, Rosedale
Overheard by Not boyfriend material.

Man on cell phone talking with a woman: No, I haven’t left work yet. I’m still in a meeting.

260 Rosedale Express Bus
Overheard by Gotta Love Those Honest Guys.

High Schooler #1: Man, this shit is the coolest.
High Schooler #2: I know… Abercrombie’s the most badass store in the freaking world.

Rosedale Mall
Overheard by sure it is.