Posts Tagged ‘roseville’

• It’s The Only Reason I Go To Rosedale

  Date: 2012.06.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Guy pushing stroller: (satisfied sigh)
  Lady with him: What was that?
  Guy: Just a personal tradition.
  Lady: Huh?
  Guy: I totally just crop-dusted Abercrombie and Fitch.

  Roseville, Rosedale Mall
  Overheard by Me too man.

• Roseville Never Sleeps

  Date: 2011.02.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Fourteen year-old-girl: I feel like we’re in New York City or something.

  Roseville, The new Forever 21 in Rosedale
  Overheard by Really?

• EVER

  Date: 2011.01.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Woman at bar upon hearing that they are out of chicken Parmigiana: I can’t order the egg plant Parmigiana, I’m not vegetarian.

  Roseville, Marcaroni Grill – Rosedale
  Overheard by Tess of St Paul.

• That’s Why I Go To Canada

  Date: 2011.01.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Teenage girl outside Chipotle with friends: It’s not like an American can make a real burrito.

  Roseville, Rosedale Mall
  Overheard by Laughing on the inside.

• It’s Open Season On The Intelligent Ones

  Date: 2010.10.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Thin Teenager #1: You know what sucks about having fat friends you really like?
  Thin Teenager #2: Uh uh, what?
  Thin Teenager #1: You can’t make fun of fat people anymore ’cause you feel bad for your fat friend.
  Thin Teenager #2: Oh yeah, but we can still make fun of ugly people.
  Thin Teenager #1: Yeah, ’cause all our friends are pretty. Even the fat girls, sort of.

  Roseville, Borders Bookstore, Rosedale Mall
  Overheard by skinny guy.

• Almost As Good As A Batcave

  Date: 2010.07.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

  20-something girl: To the underpants!

  Roseville, T1 Target
  Overheard by Ram.

• Maybe You’ve Heard Of The Internet

  Date: 2010.05.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Boss: Just found a great deal on Craigslist!
  20 year old coworker: What’s Craigslist?

  Roseville, Rosedale
  Overheard by Information Super Highway Guy.

• It Also Gives Relationship Advice

  Date: 2010.04.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

  College Girl (on the spelling of a word): Hold on. I’m gonna check it with T9. T9 knows everything. It’s like a walking dictionary.

  Roseville, Northwestern College
  Overheard by I think you need to look up “walking.” Oh, and “dictionary.”.

• Or The Way We’re Holding Hands

  Date: 2010.04.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Middle-aged son to mother: People think we are a couple.
  Mother: No!
  Son: That’s just sick. I know it’s because I have gray hair.

  Roseville, Chyrsler Dealership Repair waiting room
  Overheard by Ruby.

• Good Thing Target Has A Pharmacy

  Date: 2010.04.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Girl to guy: So, you’re saying it’s not fuzzy now, but it has the POTENTIAL to be fuzzy.

  Roseville, Target
  Overheard by what now?

• Rebellion On A Tight Budget

  Date: 2010.04.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Art student: That’s the rebel in me. Shoes without holes? No thanks. AND I’m wearing dress socks. So take that, society.

  Northwestern College, Roseville
  Overheard by Society must be reeling.

• We’re All Listening Now

  Date: 2010.03.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Giggly freshman: And he was really nice. He actually listened to me. If I was a guy, I wouldn’t listen to me.

  Rosemount, On the bus, at 6:45 in the morning
  Overheard by You’re cute and all buuuut…

• Now I Just Have To Work On My Body

  Date: 2010.02.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Freshman guy: You’d be surprised; my pants are surprisingly flexible.

  Roseville, Northwestern College
  Overheard by All that Yoga’s finally paid off.

• Every Chance I Get, Kid

  Date: 2010.01.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Teenage Boy: Don’t you ever take your underwear straight out of the dryer and put them on and be, like, WOOOOHHH!!!

  Roseville, RAHS
  Overheard by What was going on before then?

• That’s How I Feel About Weddings

  Date: 2009.12.31 | Category: all | Response: 1

  Teenage Girl talking to her friend about New Years Eve plans: I don’t want to get dressed-dressed up because I’m just going to get drunk anyway.

  Roseville, Rosedale Center, Macy’s junior department
  Overheard by stay classy.

• The Mystery Is Half The Fun

  Date: 2009.11.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Professor, to student about possible reasons they might not have been feeling well: When you pickle something, you just never know.

  Roseville, Northwestern College
  Overheard by I am now wary of the sauerkraut.

• Just Until They’re Full

  Date: 2009.11.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

  College girl: Is that guy EATING someone?
  Other college kids: He’s a zombie.
  College girl: Do zombies EAT people?!

  Roseville AMC, Zombieland
  Overheard by her level of ignorance is almost impressive.

• Rambo Could Never Make This Coat Work

  Date: 2009.11.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

  College guy: Boy George makes Elton John look like Rambo.

  Roseville, Northwestern College
  Overheard by And Capote is Rocky?

• Every Woman’s Dream

  Date: 2009.11.05 | Category: all | Response: 1

  Woman in her 20′s to friend: This is where I lost my virginity!

  Roseville, AMC Rosedale 14
  Overheard by Lucky you…

• Choose Your Own Adventure

  Date: 2009.10.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Woman in next cube: Well, what if the bear was on acid?

  Roseville, in the office
  Overheard by So what if it was.