Posts Tagged ‘roseville’

  • It’s The Only Reason I Go To Rosedale

    Date: 2012.06.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy pushing stroller: (satisfied sigh)
    Lady with him: What was that?
    Guy: Just a personal tradition.
    Lady: Huh?
    Guy: I totally just crop-dusted Abercrombie and Fitch.

    Roseville, Rosedale Mall
    Overheard by Me too man.

  • Roseville Never Sleeps

    Date: 2011.02.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Fourteen year-old-girl: I feel like we’re in New York City or something.

    Roseville, The new Forever 21 in Rosedale
    Overheard by Really?

  • EVER

    Date: 2011.01.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman at bar upon hearing that they are out of chicken Parmigiana: I can’t order the egg plant Parmigiana, I’m not vegetarian.

    Roseville, Marcaroni Grill – Rosedale
    Overheard by Tess of St Paul.

  • That’s Why I Go To Canada

    Date: 2011.01.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl outside Chipotle with friends: It’s not like an American can make a real burrito.

    Roseville, Rosedale Mall
    Overheard by Laughing on the inside.

  • It’s Open Season On The Intelligent Ones

    Date: 2010.10.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Thin Teenager #1: You know what sucks about having fat friends you really like?
    Thin Teenager #2: Uh uh, what?
    Thin Teenager #1: You can’t make fun of fat people anymore ’cause you feel bad for your fat friend.
    Thin Teenager #2: Oh yeah, but we can still make fun of ugly people.
    Thin Teenager #1: Yeah, ’cause all our friends are pretty. Even the fat girls, sort of.

    Roseville, Borders Bookstore, Rosedale Mall
    Overheard by skinny guy.

  • Almost As Good As A Batcave

    Date: 2010.07.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20-something girl: To the underpants!

    Roseville, T1 Target
    Overheard by Ram.

  • Maybe You’ve Heard Of The Internet

    Date: 2010.05.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Boss: Just found a great deal on Craigslist!
    20 year old coworker: What’s Craigslist?

    Roseville, Rosedale
    Overheard by Information Super Highway Guy.

  • It Also Gives Relationship Advice

    Date: 2010.04.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College Girl (on the spelling of a word): Hold on. I’m gonna check it with T9. T9 knows everything. It’s like a walking dictionary.

    Roseville, Northwestern College
    Overheard by I think you need to look up “walking.” Oh, and “dictionary.”.

  • Or The Way We’re Holding Hands

    Date: 2010.04.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle-aged son to mother: People think we are a couple.
    Mother: No!
    Son: That’s just sick. I know it’s because I have gray hair.

    Roseville, Chyrsler Dealership Repair waiting room
    Overheard by Ruby.

  • Good Thing Target Has A Pharmacy

    Date: 2010.04.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl to guy: So, you’re saying it’s not fuzzy now, but it has the POTENTIAL to be fuzzy.

    Roseville, Target
    Overheard by what now?

  • Rebellion On A Tight Budget

    Date: 2010.04.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Art student: That’s the rebel in me. Shoes without holes? No thanks. AND I’m wearing dress socks. So take that, society.

    Northwestern College, Roseville
    Overheard by Society must be reeling.

  • We’re All Listening Now

    Date: 2010.03.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Giggly freshman: And he was really nice. He actually listened to me. If I was a guy, I wouldn’t listen to me.

    Rosemount, On the bus, at 6:45 in the morning
    Overheard by You’re cute and all buuuut…

  • Now I Just Have To Work On My Body

    Date: 2010.02.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Freshman guy: You’d be surprised; my pants are surprisingly flexible.

    Roseville, Northwestern College
    Overheard by All that Yoga’s finally paid off.

  • Every Chance I Get, Kid

    Date: 2010.01.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage Boy: Don’t you ever take your underwear straight out of the dryer and put them on and be, like, WOOOOHHH!!!

    Roseville, RAHS
    Overheard by What was going on before then?

  • That’s How I Feel About Weddings

    Date: 2009.12.31 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Teenage Girl talking to her friend about New Years Eve plans: I don’t want to get dressed-dressed up because I’m just going to get drunk anyway.

    Roseville, Rosedale Center, Macy’s junior department
    Overheard by stay classy.

  • The Mystery Is Half The Fun

    Date: 2009.11.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Professor, to student about possible reasons they might not have been feeling well: When you pickle something, you just never know.

    Roseville, Northwestern College
    Overheard by I am now wary of the sauerkraut.

  • Just Until They’re Full

    Date: 2009.11.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College girl: Is that guy EATING someone?
    Other college kids: He’s a zombie.
    College girl: Do zombies EAT people?!

    Roseville AMC, Zombieland
    Overheard by her level of ignorance is almost impressive.

  • Rambo Could Never Make This Coat Work

    Date: 2009.11.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College guy: Boy George makes Elton John look like Rambo.

    Roseville, Northwestern College
    Overheard by And Capote is Rocky?

  • Every Woman’s Dream

    Date: 2009.11.05 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Woman in her 20′s to friend: This is where I lost my virginity!

    Roseville, AMC Rosedale 14
    Overheard by Lucky you…

  • Choose Your Own Adventure

    Date: 2009.10.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman in next cube: Well, what if the bear was on acid?

    Roseville, in the office
    Overheard by So what if it was.