Posts Tagged ‘roseville’
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You’ll See Things Differently One Day
Toddler: I don’t like this place!
Harried Mother: Why don’t you like this place?
Toddler: No toys here!
Harried Mother (sharply): You’re just going to have to deal with that! That’s a fact of life! There won’t always be toys!Roseville, Rosedale Macy’s lingerie
Overheard by bra-slinger. -
Herpes
Loud Woman on cellphone: No, fuck that! I don’t wanna give the gift that keeps on giving!
Roseville, Rosedale Macy’s
Overheard by have an outstanding day. -
Learning’s For People Who Don’t Like Ice Cream
Little Boy (passing by bookstore, crying): Moooom! I wanna get a book!
Overweight Mom: I don’t have any money for a book! Now let’s go get some ice cream.Roseville, in front of Rosedale Borders
Overheard by ehren. -
A Bottle Of Grey Goose Will Work So Much Better
One of a group of three “bros”, ordering a cake: And could you make it say, ‘Sorry we stole your car?’
Roseville, Byerly’s bakery counter
Overheard by cake fixes all problems. -
Adding To His Moral Ambiguity
Kindergartner, upon seeing long line: Awwww, we have to wait forever now!
Mother: It’s OK, the line will move quickly.
Kindergertner: If Batman were here he could just fly up to the front of this line… (in dramatic voice) because he’s BATMAN!!!Roseville, Post Office
Overheard by FLAWlessly argued, young man. -
And Grandma Would Scold You
20-something woman to a 20-something man: We could never sit by each other in church because we would get the church giggles.
Roseville, Borders bookstore, Rosedale Mall
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In A Few Years It’ll Be Less Of A Problem
Man to wife and college-aged daughter: Someone that pretty with a drinking problem is a serious problem.
Roseville, Target
Overheard by there’s no problem if she’s ugly. -
Did You Even Ask?
Guy: Hey, I’m gonna go grab something from concessions. Want anything?
Girl: Yeah, um, do they have any candy that’s, like, fruity?
Guy: No, they don’t sell any gay candy here.AMC Theater at Rosedale Mall
Overheard by guess i’m leaving then. -
Found In Aisle 5
College Girl, looking in freezer aisle: Toaster Strudels!!!!
Mom and Brother (In Unison): You don’t have a toaster!
College Girl: FUCK!
Mom: (gasp)
College Girl: Sorry!Roseville, SuperTarget
Overheard by Cary. -
How Do You Think She Feels?
Older guy who just became a grandparent for the first time, to other older guy: I don’t mind being a grandpa, but I don’t like going to bed with a grandma every night.
Roseville, Work
Overheard by Potential Grandma. -
Happens All Of The Time
Elderly Lady: Can you tell me were an elevator is?
Co Worker: Right in the middle of that department store there.
Elderly Lady: What are you guys selling here? The internet?
Co Worker: No, we sell cell phones here. (holds up phone)
Elderly Lady: I dont know anything about that. Well, off to see the puppeteer!Roseville, Rosedale
Overheard by I love puppet shows. -
Or Cool
One 15 year-old blonde girl to her group of friends: Yeah, it’s been my dream to, like, figure out a really cool word… like cactus!
Roseville, A lutheran church parking lot
Overheard by WTF? -
From Work?
Old guy #1, to young guy getting married in September: So when’s the wedding?
Young guy: In four weeks, September 6.
Old guy #2 (president of the company): Do you know how far away you can GET in four weeks?Roseville, at work
Overheard by Angela. -
Wouldn’t He Enjoy That?
Mom, to preteen son: If you don’t straighten up your act, I’m sending you back to school with all Hannah Montana notebooks!
Roseville Target
Overheard by That’ll teach him -
Was It Something I Said?
Girl with poster board: You know I love you but I don’t want to put much time and money into this.
Friend: Oh, stickers!Michaels, HarMar
Overheard by leave me and my pipe cleaners in peace. -
What Were You Expecting?
Woman drinking a Frappuccino: Frappuccinos are bullshit!
Roseville Starbucks
Overheard by So you’re saying it wasn’t worth the $4? -
With Enough Salt…
Little guy in shopping cart: Mom, what are fish sticks made of?
Tired Momma: Fish. You know, the inside part.
Little Guy: Is the insides meat?
Tired Momma: Huh-uh.
(15 seconds elapse)
Little Guy: (GASP!) Are the insides of people meat?
Tired Mom: I guess so.
Little Guy: Okay, just don’t buy people sticks, mom. I won’t eat ‘em.Super Target in Roseville
Overheard by Another Tired Momma. -
An Open Book
Girl: 45 whole seconds huh?
Guy (defensively): Well, I haven’t been masturbating!Grumpy’s in Roseville
Overheard by maybe you should. -
Makin’ Good Decisions
Stoner to his friend: Dude! Have you hot boxed your UPS truck?
Acorn Park disc golf course
Overheard by Rolling my eyes. -
Knowing When To Stop Is Important
Stressed out woman: That sucks, I’m sorry.
Depressed friend: It’s not your fault.
Stressed out woman: That was a sympathy sorry. Like an ‘I’m sorry your grandma died’ sorry… not because I killed her, but because I’m sorry she’s dead.Northern Brewer in Roseville
Overheard by I’m sorry because I don’t know what else to feel.
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