20-something guy, to his drunk female friend: You went to the bathroom AND got a beer, and you still beat her back? Did you buy the beer in the bathroom??

Roy Wilkins Auditorium-Smashing Pumpkins concert, between sets

Guy in a urinal line at the MN Rollergirls bout: Should I go all packer-fan on it and pee in the sink?

Roy Wilkins Arena- Mens Bathroom
Overheard by Thriftyhipster.