Man getting a haircut to stylist: Remember if you ever need another kid, just think of us.

Plymouth, Hairtopia
Overheard by whatdidhejustsay.

Loud Hairdresser: A lot of Jews like Asian chicks.

Minneapolis, The Beauty Room
Overheard by neither a Jew nor an Asian.

Colorist to client: So, you’re voting for Sarah Palin, right?

Minneapolis, Beauty Room salon spa
Overheard by you bet i’m not.

Owner: That’s Korean magazine. You won’t understand.
Old, white lady: Maybe.

Bloomington, Nails and Co
Overheard by J.Cusack.

Middle Aged Female Client: You aren’t going to find out the sex?  How are you going to know what color to paint the nursery or what kind of baby clothes to get?
Pregnant 30-something hair stylist: Oh, please, like it matters what colors I choose.  People aren’t going to be wondering if it’s a girl or a boy anyway; they’re going to wonder if it’s an animal or a baby.

Minneapolis, Local Salon
Overheard by jenc17.

Mother talking to Stylist: Yes, it was just so gnarly.
Mortified Daughter: Mom! Don’t EVER use that word again.  PLEASE!
Mother, confused: What?? Gnarly?
Even more Mortified Daughter: YES!! Please! Just don’t say it EVER again, okay?
(Mother shrugs shoulders)
Stylist: Don’t be mean to your mother!

Uptown Salon SaBel
Overheard by Snicker.

Dirty Old Man: Yeah they’re real, only the real ones jiggle.

Barber Shop/Bloomington
Overheard by yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is.

Hairstylist: Would you like me to spike your hair?
5 year old: What are my options?

Kids’ Hair
Overheard by who knew a 5 year old could be so stylish?