Posts Tagged ‘salons’

  • We’ve Got Three Listed On Craigslist

    Date: 2009.05.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man getting a haircut to stylist: Remember if you ever need another kid, just think of us.

    Plymouth, Hairtopia
    Overheard by whatdidhejustsay.

  • What Are The Statistics On This?

    Date: 2008.11.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Loud Hairdresser: A lot of Jews like Asian chicks.

    Minneapolis, The Beauty Room
    Overheard by neither a Jew nor an Asian.

  • How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

    Date: 2008.10.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Colorist to client: So, you’re voting for Sarah Palin, right?

    Minneapolis, Beauty Room salon spa
    Overheard by you bet i’m not.

  • Are There Pictures?

    Date: 2008.08.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Owner: That’s Korean magazine. You won’t understand.
    Old, white lady: Maybe.

    Bloomington, Nails and Co
    Overheard by J.Cusack.

  • Dear Penthouse…

    Date: 2008.08.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle Aged Female Client: You aren’t going to find out the sex?  How are you going to know what color to paint the nursery or what kind of baby clothes to get?
    Pregnant 30-something hair stylist: Oh, please, like it matters what colors I choose.  People aren’t going to be wondering if it’s a girl or a boy anyway; they’re going to wonder if it’s an animal or a baby.

    Minneapolis, Local Salon
    Overheard by jenc17.

  • Yes, The Parents Are Embarrassing

    Date: 2008.07.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mother talking to Stylist: Yes, it was just so gnarly.
    Mortified Daughter: Mom! Don’t EVER use that word again.  PLEASE!
    Mother, confused: What?? Gnarly?
    Even more Mortified Daughter: YES!! Please! Just don’t say it EVER again, okay?
    (Mother shrugs shoulders)
    Stylist: Don’t be mean to your mother!

    Uptown Salon SaBel
    Overheard by Snicker.

  • Well, He’s Right

    Date: 2008.05.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Dirty Old Man: Yeah they’re real, only the real ones jiggle.

    Barber Shop/Bloomington
    Overheard by yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is.

  • Spiked Or Spiked A Little

    Date: 2008.04.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Hairstylist: Would you like me to spike your hair?
    5 year old: What are my options?

    Kids’ Hair
    Overheard by who knew a 5 year old could be so stylish?