Posts Tagged ‘science museum’
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Were You Expecting Something Appropriate?
9 year-old girl observing teapot on display: That’s damn small!
(pause)
Mother, carelessly: Did you just say ‘damn’?
9 year-old girl, indignantly: Yes.St. Paul, Science Museum, Titanic exhibit
Overheard by People in 1912 were tiny. -
Plane Tickets Are Expensive
Tween girl speaking to another tween girl: My mom told me I can’t date him because he’s Turkish.
St. Paul, Science Museum
Overheard by It’s not mothers day. -
We’ll Never Get You Out In Time
From the next stall over: Don’t fall into that toilet! I need to pee in there.
Saint Paul, Science Museum
Overheard by me. -
So… Never?
Wife to husband, in a mean tone: I am talking louder! Wait until I am done, or until you can talk as loud as I can!
Science Museum, Star Wars exhibit
Overheard by Yeah, I guess you better shape up or ship out. -
She Lives Under The Biggest Rock In The World
Woman obviously trying to impress her boyfriend by attending exhibit: Oh, what are those things that all the kids play with? (makes swooshing motion with hand) What are they called? Lasers? Oooh, here – these! (points to collection of various characters’ lightsabers)
Science Museum Star Wars exhibit, St. Paul
Overheard by Somebody wasted some money here. -
You Take That Back
Woman: I shouldn’t have had beans for lunch.
Walking into the Science Museum
Overheard by I was thinking the same thing. -
It’s Okay, It’s For Science
Teenage boy in the Fetus section of Body Worlds: Who would do this to babies?
Science Museum
Overheard by …sensitive much? -
He Doesn’t Seem To Be Ready.
Mom: I think that I will get him his first rubik’s cube. He’d probably eat it.
Science Museum
Overheard by someone who doesnt eat rubik’s cubes. -
This Is Why The Terrorists Hate Us.
Overweight woman: Do you think they would taste like chicken?
Young man with her: Yeah, but the plastic might make them extra chewy.
Body Worlds Exhibit – While looking at a plastinated body
Overheard by Longtime, now disgusted, vegetarian. -
There’s No Evolution In Her Reading Comprehension Skills.
While reading about the evolution of the brain size of humans:
Woman: (snort) Evolution! That’s almost heresy!
Child: What mommy?
Woman: They think we evolved, and that’s just wrong.
Science Museum Body Worlds exhibit
Overheard by Liz Neerland. -
That’s Better Than Making Necklaces With Them.
Older girl: Look, sharks teeth!
Boy #1: Can we get some?
Older girl: What will you do with them?
Boy #2: Stab each other with them?
The Science Museum -
What Do Those Silly Historians Know Anyway?
Amused dad: Look at that! World’s largest bat.
Serious kid: It’s a pterodactyl.
Amused dad: Nope. Bat.
Science Museum lobby, by the Quetzalcoatalus fossil -
Sure, But Science? C’mon.
Young teen boy: Just be happy I’m not buying pot.
Science Museum store -
That Would Have Been My Second Guess. So Obvious.
Looking at a plasticized heart at Bodyworlds exhibit.
Blonde who desperately needed a sandwich: This is what I’ve been doing for months.
Older lady with a bad perm: What, look at dead people?
Blonde: No, deal with hearts.
Older lady with a bad perm: Are you a doctor?
Blonde: No, I took a Shakespeare class this summer.
St. Paul Science Museum, Bodyworlds Exhibit
Overheard by Brunette with a brain. -
Whatever Works For You, Freak.
Man leaving exhibit: This is making me hungry for chicken.
Body Worlds at the Science Museum
Overheard by Recently converted to vegetarianism. -
Science Brings Families Closer.
Little Boy stares straight ahead at an exhibit in Body Worlds, therefore looking at a dead guy’s balls.
Little Boy: Mommy, why are all the bodies boy bodies?
Mom: I don’t know … I guess because little boys die sooner than little girls.
Boy’s eyes grow wide.
Mom continues: Boys die sooner because they take more risks, make worse choices, and don’t listen to their mothers.
Body Worlds at Science Museum
Overheard by 120 year old lady.Post #100!
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