Co-Worker: What kind of name is Tinkleburg?  It sounds like someone is peeing and pooping at the same time.

Minneapolis, Office in Seward

Kid to mom: Mom, if you were Indian, I mean if we were from India and you were Indian, I bet you could teach me to cook some really yummy food.
Mom: Even if I were Indian, I would have to be someone completely different in order to be a good cook.

Minneapolis, Seward Co-op
Overheard by Jr.

Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.

Party in Seward