Posts Tagged ‘shakopee’

  • A Diaper?

    Date: 2010.09.30 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Man walking into a Biffy: I have a sort of hands-free operation.

    Shakopee, Renaissance Festival
    Overheard by kind of want to know how that works.

  • I’m So Proud Of Him!

    Date: 2008.10.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Drunk, white trash guy: No, girl! That was my step-daddy! My real daddy’s a gang banger. Shiiiiiiiit, girl.

    Shakopee, Trail of Terror, Hayride

  • Wash Your Phone

    Date: 2008.09.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1:  Did you get my message?
    Girl #2:  What?
    Girl #1: I just texted you from the privie!
    Girl #2:  You just cost me fifteen cents.

    Shakopee, Renaissance Festival
    Overheard by Holding it until I get home.

  • Everyone Loves Potatoes

    Date: 2008.09.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman wearing fanny pack: I never have any leftover mashed potatoes, because I know how to cook for one.

    Shakopee, MN, Renaissance Festival
    Overheard by is there gravy in the fanny pack?

  • Death By Frozen Banana Would Be Very Embarrassing

    Date: 2008.09.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Renaissance garbed woman holding a frozen banana: They weren’t kidding! You could kill someone with one of these!

    Shakopee, MN, Renaissance Festival
    Overheard by who told you that?

  • Naaaaaah

    Date: 2008.07.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Hickman talking to his girlfriend at the ValleyFair entrance: I should have kept my 9 mil in the car.

    ValleyFair entrance
    Overheard by ya think creeper?

  • Are You Ever Really Ready For The 8 Ball?

    Date: 2008.03.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Drunk black guy on his cell phone smoking in the alley: No, man, I said I ain’t ready for no 8 ball yet!  I will TELL you when I’m ready for my 8 ball!

    Turtle’s in Shakopee
    Overheard by just gonna go back inside now