Thank Goodness For World Peace
Guy wearing T-mobile shirt: Apparently people are starting to fight about what atheist group is better. That’s ridiculous. Nobody fights about what religious group is better.
Minnetonka, T-mobile kiosk in Ridgedale Mall
Overheard by an atheist.
Less VH1, More Discovery Channel
Skinny Girl #1: I’d rather be cancerous than be fat!
Skinny Girl #2: Yeah, me too. You can survive from cancer but when you’re fat, you’re fat forever!
Wayzata, Lunds Grocery Store
Overheard by I disagree with you there.
One elderly man to an equally elderly man looking at their shoes: Is it from the Buckle? Doesn’t everybody buy shit at the Buckle?
Minnetonka, Dick’s Sporting Goods
Overheard by Yes, everyone buys shit at the Buckle.
Dinner Time Also Works This Way
Youngish Kid: Mom! Mom! Can I get a quarter? All the other kids got one.
Mother: (annoyed scoff) Can’t you find one on the ground?
Minneapolis, The Quarry Rainbow
Overheard by 50 cent toy grocery awesomeness.
That Nice Thing Really Holds Them Back
Employee: Nice guys never finish last, but they ARE never in the top 3 either!
St. Paul, Axman Surplus
Overheard by OhTheresAClause.
Maybe If You Only Wore Those
One of a group of friends, referring to a pair of leather overalls: You wear those to church, you’re going to burn in hell!
Minneapolis, clothing store
Overheard by The Clerk.
How Big Are The Carcasses?
30-something guy on cell: I would rather just sit around than cut off flesh from carcasses.
St. Paul, Blockbuster
That’s How I Feel About Weddings
Teenage Girl talking to her friend about New Years Eve plans: I don’t want to get dressed-dressed up because I’m just going to get drunk anyway.
Roseville, Rosedale Center, Macy’s junior department
Overheard by stay classy.
It’s Way Too Early To Wimp Out Now
Girl getting out of her car in the parking lot: Oh my God!!! I miss LA!
Minnetonka, Ridgedale
Overheard by Stephan.
That’s A Whole Different Kind Of Christmas Miracle
Guy #1: I swear it’s here. (grabs snowglobe with a nativity scene) It is! It’s the one with two babies in it!
Guy #2: Does that one have two babies in it? (looks carefully)
Guy#1: It does! (tucks it under his arm and takes it to the counter)
Minneapolis, Macy’s Christmas Store
Overheard by Santa.
Woman looking at galoshes, to daughter: Your father has rubbers, but I can never get him to wear them.
Minneapolis, Xmas shopping
Overheard by Andrea.
It’s The Only Reason I Work There
Loud (maybe drunk) lady: I take the water in my Orange Julius and replace it with vodka.
Blaine, Cub parking lot
Overheard by supertoyz.
You Can Never Be Too Careful
20-something guy: So, we can stay in the really long line or stand in the line with hippies.
20-somthing girl, looks over: We’re staying here.
Minneapolis, Rainbow Foods
Overheard by I’m with you.
And I’m Really Slow At It
Dad to 6 year old son: I got a busy night tonight. See all these shells? I gotta put them in my shotgun.
Apple Valley, Walmart
Overheard by Tara.
Mom: No candy. I’m serious.
Little girl: What about ice cream?
Mom: No SUGAR.
Little girl: Then what CAN I get?
Mom: CHIPS!
Minneapolis, CVS Pharmacy Franklin & Nicollet
Overheard by Yeah, that’s healthy.
That Should Make All The Parents Feel Good
Freshman girl inspecting dresses, to friend: Are you kidding? I can’t wear this to homecoming! No one would grind with me!!
Minneapolis, uptown Urban outfitters
Overheard by Because after all, that’s what it’s all about.
Is This Cub Foods Or Drink?
Man carrying 24 pack of Milwaukee’s Best: You smell really good.
Woman (headed to her car): Hah, okay. Thanks. (gets in her car and starts it up. Music starts playing from car speakers at reasonable level)
Old man on sidewalk: Yeah, yeah! Turn it up!
Woman (now in car): Hah, yup. Okay.
Plymouth, Cub Foods
Overheard by ldg.
But That Was, Like, A Lot Of Months Ago
College-age girl with pink hair: Ugh. I haven’t sold a single knife, like, ALL MONTH. I suck at this. I should just give up on life now.
College-age guy: Whoa, now, don’t go all Williy Loman on me.
College-age girl: Who?
College-age guy: Willy Loman. Main character from Death of a Salesman? We read it in Lit last semester.
College-age girl: Oh. Right. He was all depressed, but didn’t everything work out okay for him?
(pause)
College-age guy: Jenny, the play is called “Death of…” Remind me again how you passed that class?
Minnetonka, Ridgedale Mall, Food Court
Overheard by Sparknotes?
But You’re Still Grounded
Girl arguing with her mother: But mom, I’m, like, almost 16, I think I know what’s best for my baby.
Richfield, Babies R US
Overheard by Elizabeth C.
A Full Time Job May Not Be In His Future
Little boy to Dad: But Dad, how am I supposed to get better at video games if I’m stuck in school for 7 hours?
Bloomington, Target
Overheard by Children are our future?
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