Posts Tagged ‘shoreview’
3 year old boy, as he almost falls: Oh, Jesus.
Nanny: Do you know who Jesus is?
3 year old boy: Yes, of course.
Nanny: What does he do?
3 year old boy: He delivers us from evil. Duh.
Nanny: What else does Jesus do?
3 year old boy: I have no idea!
Overheard by just another nanny.
Elderly man with a long, white beard: Oh there’s a whole shitload over there! Did you see all those deer? We get a cow-catcher on this thing and we could have some steaks! Now don’t run me over when I cross the street. You get 6 points for Santa, you know.
Shoreview, #227 Bus
Overheard by Cow-catchers would be good for pedestrians, too.
Coworker #1: Freak.
Coworker #2: There is nothing wrong with freaks.
Coworker #1: And it’s ok to be gay. Yep, I went there.
Shoreview, office building
Overheard by That’s the spirit.
Old guy at the ATM, to no one in particular: I’m so horny the crack of dawn is nervous.
Shoreview, Meisters Bar & Grill
Overheard by Hoping to not be there at the crack of dawn.
Coworker #1: She always smelled like a stripper.
Coworker #2: And what does a stripper smell like?
Coworker #3: Despair and self-loathing.
Shoreview, Office Building
Overheard by The lapdance is always better when the stripper’s cryin’.
Teenage boyfriend, walking with girl to a check-out aisle, looking shocked: Oh, my God. Did you see this?
Boyfriend: Did… did Brad and Angelina really break up??
Girlfriend: You’re serious?
Boyfriend: Well, it says it…
Girlfriend: That does it. I’m a lesbian.
Shoreview, Rainbow Foods
Overheard by It’s official.
Girl, while watching a video about skydiving: That looks scary. How do they get back in the plane?
Shoreview, Chippewa Middle School
Overheard by think about it…
Wife to her husband, after noticing person in line buying stamps: Do we need to get any stamps while we’re here?
Husband, exclaimed with a smile: I always wondered where people bought stamps!
Shoreview, Cub Foods
Overheard by Young Gen Yer.