Posts Tagged ‘shoreview’
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Isn’t That Enough?
3 year old boy, as he almost falls: Oh, Jesus.
Nanny: Do you know who Jesus is?
3 year old boy: Yes, of course.
Nanny: What does he do?
3 year old boy: He delivers us from evil. Duh.
Nanny: What else does Jesus do?
3 year old boy: I have no idea!Shoreview, Park
Overheard by just another nanny. -
Not In The Off-Season
Elderly man with a long, white beard: Oh there’s a whole shitload over there! Did you see all those deer? We get a cow-catcher on this thing and we could have some steaks! Now don’t run me over when I cross the street. You get 6 points for Santa, you know.
Shoreview, #227 Bus
Overheard by Cow-catchers would be good for pedestrians, too. -
And Liked It
Coworker #1: Freak.
Coworker #2: There is nothing wrong with freaks.
Coworker #1: And it’s ok to be gay. Yep, I went there.Shoreview, office building
Overheard by That’s the spirit. -
I’m Stealing This
Old guy at the ATM, to no one in particular: I’m so horny the crack of dawn is nervous.
Shoreview, Meisters Bar & Grill
Overheard by Hoping to not be there at the crack of dawn. -
He’s Just Not Going To The Right Clubs
Coworker #1: She always smelled like a stripper.
Coworker #2: And what does a stripper smell like?
Coworker #3: Despair and self-loathing.Shoreview, Office Building
Overheard by The lapdance is always better when the stripper’s cryin’. -
According To The National Enquirer
Teenage boyfriend, walking with girl to a check-out aisle, looking shocked: Oh, my God. Did you see this?
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Did… did Brad and Angelina really break up??
Girlfriend: You’re serious?
Boyfriend: Well, it says it…
Girlfriend: That does it. I’m a lesbian.Shoreview, Rainbow Foods
Overheard by It’s official. -
You’re Not Done Watching
Girl, while watching a video about skydiving: That looks scary. How do they get back in the plane?
Shoreview, Chippewa Middle School
Overheard by think about it… -
I’ve Been Waiting My Whole Life To Solve This Mystery
Wife to her husband, after noticing person in line buying stamps: Do we need to get any stamps while we’re here?
Husband, exclaimed with a smile: I always wondered where people bought stamps!Shoreview, Cub Foods
Overheard by Young Gen Yer.




