Posts Tagged ‘shoreview’

  • Isn’t That Enough?

    Date: 2011.08.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    3 year old boy, as he almost falls: Oh, Jesus.
    Nanny: Do you know who Jesus is?
    3 year old boy: Yes, of course.
    Nanny: What does he do?
    3 year old boy: He delivers us from evil. Duh.
    Nanny: What else does Jesus do?
    3 year old boy: I have no idea!

    Shoreview, Park
    Overheard by just another nanny.

  • Not In The Off-Season

    Date: 2011.01.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Elderly man with a long, white beard: Oh there’s a whole shitload over there! Did you see all those deer? We get a cow-catcher on this thing and we could have some steaks! Now don’t run me over when I cross the street. You get 6 points for Santa, you know.

    Shoreview, #227 Bus
    Overheard by Cow-catchers would be good for pedestrians, too.

  • And Liked It

    Date: 2009.12.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Coworker #1: Freak.
    Coworker #2: There is nothing wrong with freaks.
    Coworker #1: And it’s ok to be gay. Yep, I went there.

    Shoreview, office building
    Overheard by That’s the spirit.

  • I’m Stealing This

    Date: 2009.11.05 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Old guy at the ATM, to no one in particular: I’m so horny the crack of dawn is nervous.

    Shoreview, Meisters Bar & Grill
    Overheard by Hoping to not be there at the crack of dawn.

  • He’s Just Not Going To The Right Clubs

    Date: 2009.09.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Coworker #1: She always smelled like a stripper.
    Coworker #2: And what does a stripper smell like?
    Coworker #3: Despair and self-loathing.

    Shoreview, Office Building
    Overheard by The lapdance is always better when the stripper’s cryin’.

  • According To The National Enquirer

    Date: 2009.02.17 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Teenage boyfriend, walking with girl to a check-out aisle, looking shocked: Oh, my God. Did you see this?
    Girlfriend: What?
    Boyfriend: Did… did Brad and Angelina really break up??
    Girlfriend: You’re serious?
    Boyfriend: Well, it says it…
    Girlfriend: That does it. I’m a lesbian.

    Shoreview, Rainbow Foods
    Overheard by It’s official.

  • You’re Not Done Watching

    Date: 2009.02.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl, while watching a video about skydiving: That looks scary. How do they get back in the plane?

    Shoreview, Chippewa Middle School
    Overheard by think about it…

  • I’ve Been Waiting My Whole Life To Solve This Mystery

    Date: 2008.09.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Wife to her husband, after noticing person in line buying stamps: Do we need to get any stamps while we’re here?
    Husband, exclaimed with a smile: I always wondered where people bought stamps!

    Shoreview, Cub Foods
    Overheard by Young Gen Yer.