Posts Tagged ‘skyways’
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I Think It’s Been Proven How Easy That Can Be
20-something female suit to a 20-something male suit: There’s probably some real easy technique we can use… like mind games.
Minneapolis skyway
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Have You Never Seen A Single Movie?
Two guys walking: Okay, we both know I married a complete bitch, but what am I going to do?
Minneapolis Skyway
Overheard by Lucie. -
He’s Not Creepy
Guy in suit (to other guy in suit): Personally, I’d go for the cheerleader on top.
Gaviidae skyway
Overheard by choking on my latte. -
Mmm… Cheese
Open-Minded Woman: We all ignore Velveeta because we grew up with it; it’s like we don’t even think about it anymore.
Unfortunate friend: Yeah.
Open-Minded Woman: I mean, if Velveeta were something from some other society I think we would all look at it as something special.Skyway between Macy’s/IDS
Overheard by Re-thinking Velveeta. -
Stepping On All Those Cracks Is Paying Off
Mom: Your father’s at work. I left work early because my back hurts very, very much.
Enthusiastic 4 year old son: Yes!Skyway
Overheard by Not that mean as a kid. -
They Have The Scariest Burritos Ever
Thirty something: Yeah, I am afraid of Chipotle, too.
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…You’re Still Here
Businesswoman: So, are you out for lunch?
Businessman: Yep.
Businesswoman: Out meeting your mistress?
Businessman: Well, you’re here.
Skyway
Overheard by JfA. -
It’s Not Too Late To Send Her Back
Little girl running and yelling: Daddy, you’re OLD!
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Well, That’s A New One
Loud woman (to friend): No, she’s not Somalian, she’s just pregnant.
Skyway entrance to downtown Target
Overheard by uhhhh. -
There’s More?
Woman: Wow! You can see the whole city from here.
The Skyway over Hennepin Ave
Overheard by … If by city you mean part of Hennepin Ave, then yes. -
To Mask The People Smell?
Pretty blonde making a disgusted face: I hate people smell.
Suburban mom with family: I knew I should’ve brought my trail mix
In the crowded skyway after the Timberwolves Game on Jan. 23.
Overheard by Don’t they serve food at the game? -
Model Glue Is Bad, Too
Power-walking 30-something woman speaking to her companions: She needs a hobby. Well… she has a hobby, which is smoking, but that’s not good for you.
50 South Sixth Skyway, Minneapolis
Overheard by Confused about the fine line between habit and hobby. -
People Still Read Cosmo?
Young Professional to another: You know you can never be friends after you put it in your mouth.
Downtown Skyway System
Overheard by GreasyMittens. -
And Then?
Balding man in sweater: I went down to Mankato to play football. Got the shit kicked outta me. Went to join the Coast Guard…
Skyway, north of Baker bldg.
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
Where Can I Get One?
Businesswoman: How can you not know when you’re beatboxing out loud? That’s the weirdest tic I’ve ever heard.
Skyway
Overheard by JfA. -
Why Nobody Comes To The Trust Building Exercises
Woman to coworker as they approach elevator: Heart attack? Well, was it a real heart attack or one of her ‘anxiety attacks’?
Skyway, US Bank Plaza
Overheard by Probably Just Seeking Attention. -
Not If The Answer Is Yes
Professional woman in skyway: I mean, are there any beaches in Texas?
Professional man in skyway: Are you serious?
Government Center
Overheard by Professional does not equal bright. -
Problem Solved.
Crazy lady in the skyway talking to herself: The workers are working, yeah the workers are working, the welfare people are out on the street, but the workers are working paying for the welfare people out on the street who ain’t working, but they should be working for the workers. (pause) But they’re all going to hell, I hope they’re ready.
Skyway in the Target Center
Overheard by Boognish. -
Can We Say PAR-TAY?
Pregnant chick on cell phone: …Eighteen pregnant chicks in a sober cab?
Skyway between City Center and Block E
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
By Then I’ll Have Moved Out Of The Country And Changed My Name.
Man to woman: It was great having lunch. We should do it again sometime.
Woman: Yeah! Why don’t you call me in six months or something?
Macy’s 2nd Floor skyway walk
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