Total Fucker On His Cell: Shut up, Grandma! Your fridge isn’t that heavy!

Outside Southdale Mall
Overheard by At least I’m nice to my grandma.

5 year old girl walking with her sister: I do not like flip-flops. They give me bumps in between my toes and they make me trip a lot.

Southdale Mall parking lot, Edina MN
Overheard by she’s kind of got a point.

Dude in his mid-20’s walking out of restaurant towards theatre, sees an ambulance: Whoa! Somebody already had a heart attack?
Dude’s buddy: Yeah, it was from Mamma Mia.

Southdale Edina, just before midnight showing of The Dark Knight
Overheard by sorry that movie causes heart attacks.

Guy outside of dressing room: Dude, what are you doing?
Guy in dressing room: I’m having some me time.
Guy outside of dressing room: I’m bored. (thinks about it for several seconds) I’ll be looking at belts.
Guy in dressing room: I’ll be looking at me.

Southdale J.C. Penney dressing rooms
Overheard by Business Casual.

Woman staring at a wall of computer software, to her bored-looking friend: I fucking rock at that Sponge Bob typing game.

Apple Store, Southdale
Overheard by When you’re good, you gotta let ‘em know.

Teen to friends: Yeah, as if getting mugged isn’t bad enough, it’s even worse when the dude is naked.

Southdale Y
Overheard by JfA.

Grandfather talking to his toddler grandson: See anything you like? (aside, to himself) I hope not.

Coach Handbags, Macy’s Southdale
Overheard by Leslee.

TeenGirl #1: How do you spell Alabama?
TeenGirl #2: I don’t know, doesn’t your cell just automatically figure it out for you?
TeenGirl #1: No, seriously, how do you spell Alabama?

Macy’s - Southdale
Overheard by An English major who just died a little on the inside.

Lady: Your perfumes must have pheromones in it.
Salesperson: Ma’am, pheromones are odorless.
Lady: Well, the perfumes have that sexy smell.

Southdale Mall
Overheard by Saleslady.

Some chick: I would LOVE to be fireman! You only work, like, 3 days a week and you just sit around watching TV until the alarm goes off!
Some Other Chick: Yeah, but then you’d have to watch people’s houses burn down.
Some chick: Yeah, that’d be, like, really depressing.

Panera Bread by Southdale
Overheard by HungryHungryHippy.

Asian girl: *Wiping mouth with several napkins from a pile on the table* Why did you grab so many napkins?
Arab girl: …I didn’t grab any napkins.
Both girls: EWW!!!

Southdale Food Court
Overheard by Little Grossed Out.

Man: Let’s make a deal to not buy any dumb stuff.
Woman: How do we decide if it’s dumb?
Man: Like, if I pick something up, and you say, “Oh, that’s dumb.”

On the bus from Southdale to the Fair
Overheard by Cobster.