Posts Tagged ‘st cloud’

  • He Seemed Fine

    Date: 2011.01.03 | Category: all | Response: 1

    20 something guy to his 20 something friend: Dude, a stranger just handed you a sandwich, and you’re eating it?!

    St. Cloud, Outside of The Rox
    Overheard by A girl who wishes she got to the sandwich first.

  • Crop Dusting Is An Art

    Date: 2009.07.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Cute petite blonde girl walks up to her group of friends: (laughing) I just farted all the way here from over there! (points across the bar)

    St. Cloud, MC’s Dugout
    Overheard by Random drunk.

  • Throw Some Geography Into The Mix, Too

    Date: 2008.12.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1 in early twenties: Did you hear the Russians are here?
    Girl #2: What?
    Girl #1: Yeah, the Russians have invaded Georgia and they are right outside the capital!
    Girl #2: Atlanta?
    Girl #1: Must be, I saw it on the news; they where talking about it a lot. I wish I understood politics better so I could have understood what they were saying better.

    St. Cloud, Apartment building
    Overheard by neighbor.

  • Saturday In St Cloud

    Date: 2008.12.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College guy: You can’t keep it in your pants, so why keep it in the species?

    St. Cloud, Wendy’s
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • They All Pretty Much Smell The Same

    Date: 2008.06.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Wife, walking over to where husband is sitting: It really smells farty over here.
    Husband: Really? I wish I didn’t have this cold so I could smell and taste better.

    Coffee shop in St. Cloud
    Overheard by No you don’t.

  • He’s Easy To Please

    Date: 2008.04.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Overly excited man regarding Smuckers Uncrustable sandwiches: They just have the perfect amount of peanut butter and jelly in them! They’re like… mouth heaven!

    Wedding in St. Cloud
    Overheard by Wish I got that excited about sandwiches.