Posts Tagged ‘st louis park’
Employee putting together orders: We’re low on everything! The one thing we’re not low on is sadness.
St. Louis Park, Panera-West End
Woman to friend: Girl, I found my toast! It was in my pocket!
St. Louis Park, Methodist Hospital
Overheard by So THAT’S what those pouches in my pants are for.
4-year old girl, pointing to package of men’s underwear: Mom, why is his pete so thick?
St. Louis Park, TJ Maxx
Overheard by B.
Old Man on Cell Phone seated beside another old man at an otherwise empty table: We have three broads here and there’s only two of us. (Pause) Well what are we going to tell the third girl?
St. Louis Park, Knollwood Mall
Overheard by That’s one way to get him out of the house.
Dude: Chinese love their Buicks!
St. Louis Park, Cube farm
Overheard by Oh really?
Grandfather to adult daughter and young granddaughter: Would you and Katie like some beans?
Daughter: Hell yes! Me and Katie’d eat the shit out of those beans!
St. Louis Park, Cub Foods
Overheard by Doesn’t like beans that much.
White guy talking to group of white adults: I’m from northern California! I don’t know any black people!
St. Louis Park, Park Tavern
Overheard by OMG.
Little boy in a bathroom with automatic flushers, very alarmed: Mommy! Why is the toilet flushing for no reason!?!?! Why is it flushing!?!?! (toilet flushes again) Bad toilet!
St. Louis Park, Panera Bread
Overheard by ah, technology.
Middle-aged man to his frustrated, shopping-cart-pushing wife: Why? Is it NOT OK to talk about sex toys in Rainbow Foods??
St. Louis Park, Rainbow Foods
Overheard by No, it’s ok. Just not in front of me…or the kiddies in the cereal aisle.
Old Lady to father of 10ish year old boy having a temper tantrum: You should teach your son that he is too old to act like that.
Father: He can’t help it; he is autistic.
Old Lady: Well, my grandson is artistic as well and he would never act that way.
St. Louis Park, Target Pharmacy
Overheard by Turn up your hearing aid!
Hipster at neighboring table: OOOhhh! THAT kind of mushroom farm. I thought you were talking about a legitimate mushroom farm.
St. Louis Park, Yangtze Restaurant
Overheard by hormelcooking.
Mom: What do you want to drink?
Little boy, about 6 years old: Beer!
St. Louis Park, Panera Bread
Overheard by I want one too.
Six year old boy: Dad, I like hanging out with you. We should go to the bar more often.
St. Louis Park, the park
Teenage girl #1: What color is your Jetta?
Teenage girl #2: Black.
Teenage girl #1: Oh my God! I’m so jealous! Mine’s blue.
St Louis Park, Chipotle
Overheard by cady.
Pretty Blonde Girl #1: He had the biggest ‘Mr. Winky’ I have ever seen.
Pretty Blonde Girl #2: ‘Mr. Winky’? Really? You are 27 years old.
Pretty Blonde Girl #1: What ELSE are you supposed to call it?
St Louis Park, Lifetime Fitness Locker Room
Overheard by Johnson & Johnson.
20-something guy trying on sunglasses: How do these look? Take a picture of me!
20-something girl: I’m not wasting my iPhone battery on your face.
St. Louis Park, Knollwood Super Target
Overheard by What happened to mirrors?
Lady on phone: Hey Brian, I did your friend Bill.
St Louis Park, Office Building
Overheard by So you just come right out and say it huh?
Brunette in line with friend: Oh hey! You should get this suede cleaner for your new shoes!
Blond buying shoes: Really? Uhhh, how’s it work?
Brunette: Well, you just spray it on the shoes, then when it dries, you just use the top to brush it off .
Blond: What? How?
Brunette: Well, it dries and you can brush it off suede, no water.
Blond: No, I mean how do you put it on? There’s no sprayer and you can’t squeeze the can!
Brunette: (long pause) There’s a cap. Take the cap off.
Blond: (takes cap off) Wow! There it is!
St. Louis Park, DSW
Overheard by The Paint King.
Mom in line for the water slide: Is that Claire? I knew it! Every time my knee tingles someone I know shows up!
St Louis Park, Rec Center
Overheard by lifeguard who made immedeste eye contact.
Man: Oh, come on, let me hear your gay cat voice!
St Louis Park, Knollwood Liquor
Overheard by horseville.