His Imagination Is Unstoppable
Boy: I can just imagine what it’s like to be high. (pause) And it’s funny. Don’t you ever do that?
Girl: No.
St. Louis Park, Near the high school
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Boy: I can just imagine what it’s like to be high. (pause) And it’s funny. Don’t you ever do that?
Girl: No.
St. Louis Park, Near the high school
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Mom to seven-year-old boy, in line at Subway: What are you going to have?
Boy: BREAD!
St. Louis Park, Subway
Overheard by Good choice.
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20-something guy: That’s why Mickey Mantle died; he had no livers.
Apartment pool in St. Louis Park
Overheard by livers to spare.
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Man: There’s nothing on this earth like hugging a chubby woman.
Girl: Dad, please. Stop.
Man: Whaaaat? You know I still got it in me!
Yum! Kitchen and Bakery
Overheard by i’m pretty sure the chubby woman heard you…
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Young woman to her husband as they walk out of a store at a strip mall: Good God, it smells like poon out here!!
Husband: Shhh! It’s probably the Asian restaurant. They serve fish.
Woman: OK, well it’s smells like Asian poon then!
Parking lot by Asian restaurant in SLP
Overheard by Does it smell different?
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Girl pleading her case while her friend stood by in silent fury: Jenny, I’m sorry but you can’t be mad at me for what I don’t know. And I didn’t see you sitting there! Jenny, you know I pride myself on being a good friend. I just didn’t see you sitting there. So, you can’t be mad at me. Jenny, I didn’t know!
Outside Park Tavern bowling alley
Overheard by three people who think that girl totally sat on jenny.
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30-something guys with goatee: So, last night I was trying to set up a Facebook account. But, by the time I was done, I realized that I had actually signed up for MySpace!
Waiting in line for Sex and the City, movie theater in St. Louis Park
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Girl(near some geese): Look! It’s a turkey.
Wolfe Park
Overheard by From a bench nearby.
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Collection Agency worker #1 (sarcastic and genuinely not happy): I just made an 84 year-old woman cry, so I feel pretty good about that.
Collection Agency worker #2: Yeah?
Collection Agency worker #1: Yeah.
Collection Agency worker #2: Did she pay at least?
Collection Agency worker #1: No.
SLP office building
Overheard by JoeS.
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Blue Collar Dude waiting for to go order: Do you think they have DQ in Alaska?
Blue Collar co-worker: *blank stare*
SLP DQ Grill and Chill
Overheard by Alie.
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Intoxicated chap: Dude, come on - everyone does it on the internet!
Park Tavern
Overheard by An Invisible Fiend.
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Boy: What does intellectual mean?
Tired Mother: Just shhh.
Church in St. Louis Park
Overheard by Kay.
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Punk woman #1, carrying huge box of tampons: Uhh, I hate spending money!
Punk woman #2: Me too.
Punk woman #1: Yeah, I wish we lived in Russia. They’re communist.
Punk woman #2: Communism is actually a good system.
Punk woman #1: At least they don’t make you pay for TAMPONS!
Target by Knollwood
Overheard by a man who doesn’t have to pay for tampons.
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Middle aged man to his lady friend: This reminds me of the good old days. Remember? When Steve would go running off to the bathroom all fast?
Panda Buffet, St. Louis Park
Overheard by ihatehicks666.
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Coworker: What do contact lenses look like for Asian people? Are they oval shaped?

Park Place West Office building in St Louis Park
Overheard by officemate with the window view.
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Hipster Guy: I think Pantene promises more than they deliver.
Hipster Girl: Do you want to switch to something else?
Hipster Guy: No.

St Louis Park Super Target Hair Care Aisle
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