Boy: I can just imagine what it’s like to be high. (pause) And it’s funny. Don’t you ever do that?
Girl: No.

St. Louis Park, Near the high school

Mom to seven-year-old boy, in line at Subway: What are you going to have?
Boy: BREAD!

St. Louis Park, Subway
Overheard by Good choice.

20-something guy: That’s why Mickey Mantle died; he had no livers.

Apartment pool in St. Louis Park
Overheard by livers to spare.

Man: There’s nothing on this earth like hugging a chubby woman.
Girl: Dad, please.  Stop.
Man: Whaaaat? You know I still got it in me!

Yum! Kitchen and Bakery
Overheard by i’m pretty sure the chubby woman heard you…

Young woman to her husband as they walk out of a store at a strip mall: Good God, it smells like poon out here!!
Husband: Shhh!  It’s probably the Asian restaurant.  They serve fish.
Woman: OK, well it’s smells like Asian poon then!

Parking lot by Asian restaurant in SLP
Overheard by Does it smell different?

Girl pleading her case while her friend stood by in silent fury: Jenny, I’m sorry but you can’t be mad at me for what I don’t know. And I didn’t see you sitting there! Jenny, you know I pride myself on being a good friend. I just didn’t see you sitting there. So, you can’t be mad at me. Jenny, I didn’t know!

Outside Park Tavern bowling alley
Overheard by three people who think that girl totally sat on jenny.

30-something guys with goatee: So, last night I was trying to set up a Facebook account. But, by the time I was done, I realized that I had actually signed up for MySpace!

Waiting in line for Sex and the City, movie theater in St. Louis Park

Girl(near some geese): Look! It’s a turkey.

Wolfe Park
Overheard by From a bench nearby.

Collection Agency worker #1 (sarcastic and genuinely not happy): I just made an 84 year-old woman cry, so I feel pretty good about that.
Collection Agency worker #2: Yeah?
Collection Agency worker #1: Yeah.
Collection Agency worker #2: Did she pay at least?
Collection Agency worker #1: No.

SLP office building
Overheard by JoeS.

Blue Collar Dude waiting for to go order: Do you think they have DQ in Alaska?
Blue Collar co-worker: *blank stare*

SLP DQ Grill and Chill
Overheard by Alie.

Intoxicated chap: Dude, come on - everyone does it on the internet!

Park Tavern
Overheard by An Invisible Fiend.

Boy: What does intellectual mean?
Tired Mother: Just shhh.

Church in St. Louis Park
Overheard by Kay.

Punk woman #1, carrying huge box of tampons: Uhh, I hate spending money!
Punk woman #2: Me too.
Punk woman #1: Yeah, I wish we lived in Russia.  They’re communist.
Punk woman #2: Communism is actually a good system.
Punk woman #1: At least they don’t make you pay for TAMPONS!

Target by Knollwood
Overheard by a man who doesn’t have to pay for tampons.

Middle aged man to his lady friend: This reminds me of the good old days. Remember? When Steve would go running off to the bathroom all fast?

Panda Buffet, St. Louis Park
Overheard by ihatehicks666.

Coworker: What do contact lenses look like for Asian people? Are they oval shaped?

Park Place West Office building in St Louis Park
Overheard by officemate with the window view.

Hipster Guy: I think Pantene promises more than they deliver.
Hipster Girl: Do you want to switch to something else?
Hipster Guy: No.

St Louis Park Super Target Hair Care Aisle