Posts Tagged ‘st louis park’
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Happy Mother’s Day To All Moms From OIM!
Mother enjoying ice cream with her husband and baby girl: This isn’t part of my Mother’s Day, is it?
Husband, quite serious: Why not??
Mother: Because I paid!St. Louis Park, Dairy Queen
Overheard by AshKat. -
They Never Outgrow That
Babysitter to little boy with hand inside the front of his pants: Sweetie, do you have to go potty?
Boy: Nope, I just like having my hand here.St. Louis Park, typical backyard
Overheard by What more is there to say, really? -
Know Your Alcohol Limit
Girl #1 in bathroom stall to girl #2 in bathroom stall: Do you think Jane*’s pretty?
Girl #2: Yes, but she has that pig nose.
Girl #1: She totally does. Do you think she’ll get swine flu?
Girl #2: (totally silent)St. Louis Park, McCoy’s ladies room
Overheard by So happy I don’t have a pig nose! -
Buy A New Battery
Guy on phone: So, would you like to be jumped again?
St Louis Park, office building
Overheard by That Never Gets Old. -
And Now They Should Be Calling You Unemployed KFC
Eccentric Receptionist, to client: Yes, they call me KFC.
Confused Client: What?
Eccentric Receptionist: You know, like finger lickin’ good.St Louis Park, Hospital
Overheard by WTF!?!? Are you serious? -
You Have To Start Somewhere
Young Neon-Redhead Employee: At least my face looks better.
Young Blonde Employee: Better than what? Your butt?St. Louis Park, Knollwood Mall Panera
Overheard by Just refilling my iced tea. -
Better Slow Down This Weekend
One College Jock to his College Jock buddy while looking at a box of condoms: What? Only a 40-pack? That’s all they have?
St. Louis Park, Sam’s Club
Overheard by I’m just here for the bulk package of TP. -
I Just Want To Talk
Party host, entering the room with a flourish: Can I ask you an honest question? I don’t care if you lie to me.
St. Louis Park, house party
Overheard by Honestly, I’m confused. -
Now Will You Start Sleeping Again?
Little Brother: We can’t buy a bat house!
Big Brother: Bats are technically birds.St. Louis Park, The Miracle Mile
Overheard by The Paint King. -
The Call Of Target Will Not Be Ignored
Target stockboy, interrupting another Target stockboy and holding a piece of merchandise: I can’t hear you, it’s screaming value and savings too loudly!
St. Louis Park, Target
Overheard by high SPL. -
Every Marriage Needs A Secret To Its Success
Man to the woman he was with, presumably his wife: I see how this marriage is going to be. Full of trickery and beef-stealing.
St Louis Park, Perkins
Overheard by The couple at the table behind them, stifling laughter. -
You Should See His Magic Pajamas
Girl #1 to girl #2: You have glitter on your face.
Guy (girl #2′s boyfriend): That is from my magic hat. I sleep with it on to have magical dreams!St. Louis Park, Olive Garden
Overheard by I wish I had a magic dream hat too. -
Just Barely
Middle aged man in slacks: I mean, they’re not Christians, but they’re still good people.
Saint Louis Park, Caribou Coffee
Overheard by Reginald. -
This Will Be Much More Fun
Nurse to her patient: And you thought you were getting an x-ray.
St. Louis Park, Methodist Hospital
Overheard by mplsmerland. -
I’ll Bring The Bleach
Happy, but clueless middle-aged woman on the phone: Wow, that’s great! Golden showers for everyone!
St. Louis Park, Cubicle farm
Overheard by Thankful for coming to work today. -
Is The Trunk Upsidedown?
Woman: I got a ten year old.
Sales Lady holding up a shirt: Okay, how about this?
Woman: No, she big. She’s got some junk in her trunk.St Louis Park, Opitz
Overheard by huh. -
Do I Have To Be Quiet?
Grandmother to squirly grandchild in church: Do you want to go to heaven?
St. Louis Park, Church
Overheard by I hope i get to go… -
A Smidge
Old Dude at table next to the salad bar: Yeah, Hitler just went too far…
St Louis Park, Cub Foods
Overheard by Aliecat thinks so too… -
How Drug Addicts Justify
Hipster at bar: It’s a gateway drug, not an actual drug.
Saint Louis Park, Kip’s Irish Pub
Overheard by all drugs are actual drugs. -
His Imagination Is Unstoppable
Boy: I can just imagine what it’s like to be high. (pause) And it’s funny. Don’t you ever do that?
Girl: No.St. Louis Park, Near the high school
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