Loud drunk girls get on the bus and sit in the front-most seats. After deliberating over whether “el transfero” is the correct Spanish word for a transfer…
St. Patty’s Day Princess: I need lipstick now! PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME.
Friend: That’s not why people are staring at you.

Bus from Downtown St. Paul to MoA
Overheard by ORLY.

Preschool boy: Why is today St. Patrick’s day?
Daddy: Because God doesn’t like us getting drunk on Sundays.

Downtown St. Paul
Overheard by …but he’s okay with it any other day of the week.