Posts Tagged ‘st peter’
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Where Isn’t It?
Ditzy blonde girl #1: Damn corporate America.
Ditzy blonde girl #2: Yeah, where is corporate America?Student center, Gustavus Adolphus college
Overheard by . . really? -
Limericks Are Better
Hooded sweatshirt boy to friends: Oh guys, I totally thought up an awesome tongue twister while I was homeless!
Student center, Gustavus Adolphus college
Overheard by ORLY?! -
HEY-OH!
Event-planning girl #1, discussing kids’ carnival: We could make them play a game where they have to hop like bunnies, for prizes.
Event-planning girl #2, in charge of mascot and prizes: Yeah, and then he could pull it out.
Random boy far across lobby: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!Library, Gustavus
Overheard by he beat me to the punchline! -
But A Year From Now You Could Write A Book
Loud girl joking about starting over on a paper: What’s with us and STRIPPING?
Friend who also is starting over: God, I know right? This is gross.Gustavus Courtyard Cafe
Overheard by go write/strip/whatever in the library already. -
Something About This Doesn’t Seem Right
Clarinet girl: I have, like, this fetish with office supplies, especially the electric stapler.
Her friend: O-m-g, what?
Clarinet girl: Yeah, sometimes my roommate and I dance with it. And the boys above us creep at our window.
Her friend: Oh… interesting.Music Building Hallway, Gustavus
Overheard by: glad i don’t live near them..and glad i wasn’t stuck with either of them as a roommate. -
Not Anymore
Emo girl: So what’s so great about cigarettes without tobacco?
Mullet: I find them interesting. I’m a connoisseur of smokables.
Emo girl: So you smell bad, then.
Mullet: Uhh… [looks around awkwardly]Library, Gustavus
Overheard by i can smell him from here. -
Missed The First Day?
Senior Class Gift Committee Member #1: Do you want to donate? We’re making the chapel handicap accessible.
Senior Class Gift Committee Member #2: Yeah, a?nd the class of 1958 will match whatever we make.
Senior Nursing major: 1958? So they’re old right?
Senior Class Gift Committee Member #1: Well, yes… in their 70s.
Nursing major: So they like, need the handicap stuff?Gustavus Adolphus College Grad Finale
Overheard by hopefully she won’t be taking care of me someday. -
Are We Ready For That World?
Smoker outside bar: Yeah, pretty soon babies will start coming out with limbs attached already.
Smoker #2: I blame the parents.Patrick’s on Third, St. Peter (Gustavus Adolphus College)
Overheard by were your limbs not attached at birth???
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