Female student: In some countries, a woman can be stoned to death if she cheats on her husband.
Male student: Sign me up!

Minneapolis, UST
Overheard by Looking for a rock.

Female Grad Student: What have you been up to?
Make Grad Student: Oh, I just got back from go-carting.
Female Grad Student: Another hard day working at Target, eh?

Minneapolis, Food For Thought, UST
Overheard by work can be fun, too?!

Dude #1: I saw a two-faced cow once.
Dude #2: Where did you grow up?
Dude #1: Western Minnesota. (pause) I guess that explains a lot.

Minneapolis, UST MBA classroom, breaktime
Overheard by about you or about the cow?

Little girl (on trike): Generally, though, mom, girls don’t ride skateboards.
Tired Mom: *sigh* Well, it’s just an engendered world, Lilly.

Saint Thomas Campus
Overheard by Stephan?

Bro #1: Yeah, dude, I went snowmobiling drunk this weekend.
Bro #2: Nice!

St. Thomas math classroom
Overheard by horrified.