Starbucks barista: You’re with a different guy than you were last time you came here.
Female student: Yeah, this is the new replacement one.

campus Starbucks at the U of M
Overheard by Wonder how much this model cost.

4-year-old girl eating yogurt: Wow, it’s really quiet in here.
Dad: That’s because you’re eating.

Starbucks
Overheard by muzzle your children please.

Woman drinking a Frappuccino: Frappuccinos are bullshit!

Roseville Starbucks
Overheard by So you’re saying it wasn’t worth the $4?

Loud Guy running into Starbucks: Where your bathroom at? Key? Where’s the key?  Fuck. Fuck! (Grabs key, runs to door, fumbles in a hurry to unlock door, enters bathoom) Aw SHIT. HELL NO. SHIT. AHH. God damn. (Moments later exits bathroom, seemingly unharmed and better, goes to counter)  Pumpkin Loaf? Pumpking Cake? Oh man, I gotta try that. You know what you should have? Sweet Potato pie. You ain’t got that though. There ain’t no soul food up in here. How about peach cobbler? Oh man, peach cobbler. You could at least have pumpkin pie. At least.

First Ave Starbucks
Overheard by Man, you’re at starbucks.

Middle Aged Woman: I mean, the boy probably won’t finish his Easter candy before he graduates and moves out!

Plymouth Starbucks

Male Employee: (talking to teenage girl who wants to apply for a job) Do you work for the railroad, or at the railroad? Because thats important. But I won’t get into it now.

Minnetonka Starbucks