Posts Tagged ‘state capitol’

  • I’ve Prepared A Proposal

    Date: 2009.05.07 | Category: all | Response: 2

    20-something male coworker, on the phone: This is a serious matter!  We could make our favorite burger place a lot better if we just address this ridiculous bun situation!

    St. Paul, State Capitol
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • I Bet Those Are Exciting Ghosts

    Date: 2009.04.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Ghetto chick, walking out of the elevator in the basement of the State Capitol: They got us all up in the f*ckin’ basement and shit.  It’s all haunted down here and shit.

    St. Paul, State Capitol Basement
    Overheard by yes, and my office is also down here…

  • It’s More Likely What He Doesn’t Eat

    Date: 2009.04.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mid-20s co-worker: Seriously, everywhere I go, it doesn’t matter if it’s the nicest place or a crappy place, I go into the public bathroom and some dude is shitting his BRAINS out!  And sometimes the dudes will be like heaving and gasping for air and I just wanna yell, “WHAT DO YOU EAT?!”

    St. Paul, State Capitol
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • TOTALLY

    Date: 2009.04.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20-something male coworker, while reading an article: This sex trafficking stuff is HILARIOUS!

    St. Paul, State Capitol
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • We’re Still Waiting For Yours

    Date: 2009.04.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20-something guy: My girlfriend does get credit for having the best nipples ever. That’s her contribution.

    St. Paul, State Capitol
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • Or Do You Just Need To Brush Up On Your Spanish?

    Date: 2009.03.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20-something co-worker: So, I went to this Mexican restaurant with a friend on Friday, and, like, the entire time the waiter was just trying to sell us drugs.

    St. Paul, State Capitol
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • Did The Tour Just Start?

    Date: 2009.03.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage Girl #1, in reference to the Capitol: This mother*ucker be like a castle.
    Teenage Girl #2: Yeah, I bet kings used to live here and *hit.

    St, Paul, during tour of the State Capitol Building
    Overheard by capitol basement dweller.

  • Nobody’s Really Sure

    Date: 2009.03.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little kid #1: Ewww, it smells in here.
    Little kid #2: Yeah it does. But that doesn’t make sense. Do people who work at the Capitol go poop?
    Little kid #1: Who knows, it’s the Capitol!

    St. Paul, Bathroom, State Capitol
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • Except Young, Old, Ugly Or Fat Asians

    Date: 2009.02.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mid-20s guy, to co-worker: I’m a dick but I hate little kids, I hate old people, I hate ugly people and overly fat people, and I mean, I’m a bigger guy!  I pretty much hate everyone.  (pauses to think) But you know who I do like? I really like Asians.  They are always so pleasant.  Yep, I really enjoy Asians.

    St. Paul, State Capitol
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • You Have That To Look Forward To

    Date: 2009.02.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Female co-worker: I’m meant to marry a gay man.
    Male co-worker, looking confused: That doesn’t make any sense.  (pause) Wait, maybe it does.

    St. Paul, State Capital
    Overheard by no, actually it doesn’t make sense.

  • He Knows Freshness

    Date: 2009.02.04 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Biker guy to his wife: You can have my cucumbers.
    Wife: I LOVE your cucumbers!

    St. Paul, State Capitol Cafeteria
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • Are They Expensive Shoes?

    Date: 2009.01.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20-something woman #1: Yeah, my friend texted me the other day and told me she saw President Bush.
    20-something woman #2: Really?
    20-something woman #1: Yeah. I texted her back and told her to throw her shoes at him.

    St. Paul, State Capitol
    Overheard by a.lil.