Posts Tagged ‘state fair’
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I’m Not Here To Be Educated
Middle aged white guy: I’m disappointed. Al Franken was in comedy and the Republican booth was way more funny than Franken’s booth.
St Paul, State Fair
Overheard by Unintentional I am Sure. -
State Fair Crazy Roundup!
Someone on the bus: It seems so un-Minnesotan to stand on the bus.
Late night UofM bus, State Fair
Overheard by This ain’t your school bus.
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Woman sitting in a wheelchair scooter: I’m going to go find a place to sit.St. Paul, State Fair
Overheard by Joey.
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Pudgy State fair goer with 2 glasses of milk: When I get home I’m probably gonna throw up.State Fair Grandstand
Overheard by I know the feeling.
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Thirty-Something Guy Selling Water: Buy some water, it’s only a dollar! Just like hot chocolate, only it’s water!Saint Paul, State Fair Grounds
Overheard by We bought some water. -
Wish Him Luck!
20 something girl to friends: Al Franken’s running for Senator from Minnesota?
State Fair
Overheard by you’re thinking of the snl guy. -
Hold Out For Strawberry
Mother, to her young teenage daughter in the shower area: Do you want to use some of this orange-flavored soap to wash your bum?
St. Paul, YWCA locker room
Overheard by someone who has never tasted orange-flavored soap. -
That Deserves A Haiku
Early-20′s guy: If I could make one season warmer, I’d choose winter and if I could make one season colder, I’d choose summer.
Early-20′s girl: Yeah.St. Louis Park, Louisiana Transit Park & Ride
Overheard by How long did it take for you to figure that one out, genius? -
And Looks Like It, Too
Man Eating A Deep-Fried Candy Bar: Wow! It feels like I’m pooping!
MN State Fair
Overheard by this is a weird state. -
You’re In The Minority
Woman at the back of the bus: I took a shower today and used deodorant even!
Clearly-not-impressed friend: Really? For the Fair?I94 Park and Ride bus to the State Fair
Overheard by Chronic Fair Visitor. -
This Is Good Advertising
Teenage boy, eating Sweet Martha’s cookies: This is like sex in my mouth!
MN State Fair, Sweet Martha’s Cookies
Overheard by Oh, I so agree. -
That Should Be Next Year’s Tagline
Slightly Overweight Guy: I love coming to the fair. It makes me feel better about my weight, walking around with all these fat people shoving crap-on-a-stick in their mouths.
MN State Fair
Overheard by helopookie. -
Now It’s A Party!
Blonde 20-something holding two stuffed animals, a fuzzy green guitar, and wearing a tiara: The NPR booth! Fuck yeah!
State Fair
Overheard by apparently not a typical npr listener. -
Welcome Back, Minnesota State Fair
Guy: When I’m older, I’m gonna have four kids and I’ll make them be in a band together and even if they don’t like it I’ll be, like, “Bitch, you practice eight hours a day!”
St. Paul, State Fair
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It’s Just Between Us
Little Boy tugging on his testicles: But Mom, dad does it all the time.
Mom: That’s only because I won’t do it for him. Don’t repeat that.St. Paul, State Fair
Overheard by celibate. -
I Thought The Uniform Involved NASCAR Jackets?
Guy eating corn, watching people go into the grandstand: Must be a country concert tonight. There’s a whole lot of plaid going up those stairs.
St. Paul, State Fair
Overheard by He was right. -
It Means You Have To Take The Next One
Woman walking up to crowd around idling bus: Is the bus full?
Person in crowd: There’s standing room only.
Woman: What does that mean?St Paul, State Fair
Overheard by New Shoes. -
Everyone Has A Favorite State Fair Memory
Woman to her son: You know, this is where we lost your grandma once.
Coliseum, Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by amused passersby. -
So Many Questions, Yet I Want None Of The Answers
Very Large Gross woman: So, I’m gonna need a serious douching when I get home.
Her friend: It’s Tuesday.MN State Fair
Overheard by Threw Up in His Mouth. -
Does Grandma Have To Poop?
Grandma to grandson: Okay, lets take out your penis. There you go.
Grandson (screeches): I DONT HAVE TO POOP!
Grandma: It’s okay.
Grandson (still screeching): I DONT HAVE TO POOP
Grandma: You don’t have to.
Grandson: I DONT HAVE TO POOP!
Grandma: Okay, well wait here while Grandma goes to the bathroom.MN State Fair bathroom
Overheard by i would like to poop in peace… -
You’re The One Who Will Have To Listen To Him Scream
Teen mom to 3-year old boy dragging his feet from the wagon: Fine, but when you break your leg, I’m not taking you to the emergency room until tomorrow!
MN State Fair
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We’ll Give You Another Chance
Teenage girl looking at a barn sign: Poultry…
Teenage boyfriend: That’s, like, horses, right?MN State Fair, near the poultry barns
Overheard by weren’t you just in the horse store? -
You Could Always Leave Them There
Little boy to redneck dad: Thanks for taking us to the fair even though you’re broke.
Little girl to redneck dad: Flllaaatttt broke!
Redneck dad, embarrassingly: Yeah, yeah…MN State Fair, Waiting to get on the 960 bus.
Overheard by That makes two of us…
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