Posts Tagged ‘state fair’
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We’re Not Here For Fun, Kid!
Small Child: That ride looks fun, Daddy!
Dad: So what?MN State Fair
Overheard by I Hate kids too. -
Until Next Year…
Serious 3-year old girl: Daddy, try not to step in the poop.
Mockingly serious dad: Yes, try not to step in the poop.MN State Fair Animal Barn
Overheard by smiled anyway when I heard her, too. -
That Can Be Pretty Satisfying
Depressed man, to friends, while eating corn-on-the-cob: You know, this is just upsetting. I spent $180 today, and all I’ll have to show for it is a really large shit.
MN State Fair
Overheard by suddenly a little less hungry. -
This Is Just Lazy
Obnoxious woman in crowd: I am so hungry, WHERE IS ALL THE FOOD?
MN State Fair
Overheard by where is there *not* food at the fair? -
We’re So Excited For You
Guy, watching piglets work over Piggy Mama: I’m doing that tonight.
MN State Fair, Birth Center
Overheard by girl in scrubs. -
Wouldn’t That Be Cool If He Was Here?
Fair-going Dude-bro, passing by the Al Franken booth: Man, that guy sounds like Al Franken.
Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by Genuine Irony. -
How You Know You’ve Had Too Much To Eat
Boy (after bucket of Sweet Martha’s Cookies is opened): Please shut that. The smell is making my bowels move.
On bus coming from MN State Fair
Overheard by Did it really? -
I’m Just Going To Complain Instead Of Buying New Ones
Slightly unfortunate looking boy: Lately my boxers have been riding really high.
MN State Fair grounds by the Education Building
Overheard by I wish I were your boxers… -
Where’s The Understanding?
20-something man in motorized wheelchair, to female companion also in motorized wheelchair, as they were about to collide: Stop being such a retard!
MN State Fair
Overheard by Really? -
Must Be Laundry Day
20-something girl: Can we just stop? We’re not in any hurry to get home.
Mother: I am, my underwear’s tight.
20-something girl: Um, what does that mean?
Mother: It’s tight and itchy and it hurts.MN State Fair
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What’s Wrong With It?
Woman: And she wanted me to eat the mac and cheese on a stick, but I was like “Honey, I don’t eat mac ‘n cheese from the bowl!”
Bus to the State Fair
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Whole Or Half?
Exhausted looking woman: How much is that ostrich on a stick?
MN State Fair
Overheard by nugget. -
You Get Points For Trying
Enthusiastic Child (walking out of state fair bazaar): Who am I kidding?? I don’t even know what a bazaar is!
MN State Fair, International Bazaar
Overheard by boyfriend and me. -
That Never Works For Me
Younger Man to Senior Man: Hey, do you want some ice cream?
Senior Man: No, thanks, I’m too full. I just want to look at it.Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by I would still gain a pound or two. -
Now That’s Just Mean
Middle-aged woman, to companion: Hey, let’s get some hot dogs and go to the pig barn!
Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by PETA does not approve. -
Define ‘Egg’
Young boy in the birthing center looking at the cows: OK, but where do the eggs come out!?
MN State Fair
Overheard by I grew up in the city too, but come on! -
It Says *PUNCH*
Skinny man grabbing in the general direction of his female companions muffin top: What does the little piggy say!
MN State Fair; nowhere near the animal barns
Overheard by oink oink. -
That’s A Pretty Bum Deal For Other Guy
Young man to two female friends: If we go on that ride and his underwear isn’t wet at the end; I am making him trade me.
MN State Fair
Overheard by Its a deal! -
The State Fair Is Pretty Awesome This Year
Overzealous deep fried Twinky vendor to two middle-age women: Deep fried Twinkies! Hey ladies, you want some deep fried TWANKY TWANKS?!?
MN State Fair
Overheard by aeh. -
You Better Check With Her
50-something lady to husband: Last time I peed only 2 tablespoons came out. Don’t you think I’m dehydrated?
MN State Fair, Culligan Water Booth
Overheard by Was that measurement accurate?
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