Posts Tagged ‘state fair’
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We Are All A Little Puffier While At The Fair
Blunt woman, to friend: You’re looking slightly more puffy today.
Friend: I think it’s all these mini-donuts.MN State Fair
Overheard by or the cookies. or the pronto pups. or the cheese curds. -
Everywhere!
Woman, pointing at Food Building: I think there are a bunch of restaurants in there.
Minnesota State Fair
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Showing Support
Large women pushing stroller: Al Franken. (pauses for a wide-smile) You son of a bitch.
MN State Fair outside the Franken Booth
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Geez You People Have Dirty Minds
20-something chick: Once I get it in one hole, I can’t get it in the other one.
20-something dude: Here, let me help.
Dunwoody express bus from state fair
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The Cow Hadn’t Thought About It Until Then
Guy: Look at those udders. I wonder if it’s hard to walk?
Girl: It must be weird to be a cow.MN State Fair
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In Case You Needed Her Medical History
Woman Barging Her Way through Fair Group on Her Cell Phone: And we found out it ISN’T a UTI. But that means much worse.
MN State Fair
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The Pinnacle Of The Urban Experience
Middle-aged suburban woman on cell phone: Guess where I am; on a bus, it’s so exciting!
State Fair Park & Ride
Overheard by Let’s Figure Out Public Transportation. -
You Just Said A Mouthful, Honey
Mean Gossip Girl Type: I don’t like thoroughbreds. They look weird.
Horse Barn at the State Fair
Overheard by Rabbit. -
Was It All You Dreamed It Could Be?
Ditzy Girl (screaming): OH MY GOD! That bunny is digging a hole! I’ve never seen that before, I’m SOO excited!
Friend: Oh my god, be quiet; you’re going to be put on Overheard!MN State Fair, Sky Ride
Overheard by actually, you’re BOTH going to be on overheard… -
You Better Listen To Your Friend
Drunk cowgirl yelling to her friend: You need to go easy on that big wiener!
Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by Unsuspecting fair-goer who was afraid to turn around. -
That Describes Everything At The Fair
Woman, to husband, while eating Australian battered potatoes: These are so delicious. They’re like, fried and crispy and greasy and amazing!
MN State Fair
Overheard by spoken like a true state fair goer. -
Tourists Don’t Blend In Well
Woman, to man working Hotdish on a Stick booth: So, what is hot… dish?
MN State Fair
Overheard by Alexis. -
Then You’re Going The Wrong Way
Woman leaving the Fair: I’m STARVING! And I have to go to the bathroom.
MN State Fair
Overheard by Alexis. -
Welcome To The Fair!
Little kid in wagon, pointing to the ground: Daddy, what’s that?
Dad, pulling wagon, clearly exhausted: That’s horse poop, kid.MN State Fair
Overheard by Way to tell it like it is. -
Filed Under “Didn’t Think That One Through”
Ditzy nice girl: Ugh. I don’t like foot-longs. There’s just too much meat.
MN State Fair
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Really Bad Sex
20 something hick to wife: Hey, ‘dis backseat big enough for sex?
MN State Fair, Saturn Car Tent
Overheard by And I thought I was going to get sick from the food… -
Pretty Much The Same Thing
Early-20′s Emo/Preppy guy answering cell: Hi! We’re at the mall… I mean fair.
MN State Fair
Overheard by Wowsers. -
Next Year
Man, loudly: I want to see a three nutted man!
MN State Fair
Overheard by fireyram. -
Are You Sure That’s His Mother?
Small child: I don’t wanna go!
Mother: If you stay here someone is gonna kidnap you. And then you’ll never see grandma again!MN State Fair
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Happy Cows Don’t Live In Minnesota
Young boy petting baby cow: Mommy, I wish I was a cow!
Cattle Barn, MN State Fair
Overheard by does he like the smell?
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