Posts Tagged ‘stillwater’
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Argument For More Education Funding
Boy #1: Man, you’re so dumb! You think Canada is in North America!
Boy #2: Isn’t it? Isn’t it?Stillwater, Stillwater Area High School, outside of a Reading Skills class
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That Was His Day Job
Teenage Girl (sarcastically): Yeah, he’s such a revolutionary, just like Che Guevara.
Teenage Boy: Che Guevara? You mean the Dog Whisperer?Stillwater, Dunn Brothers
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That’s A Party
Teenage girl on the bus holding up butterscotch candy wrappers to her eyes: Everything’s yellow, it’s like someone peed in my eyes!
Stillwater, School Bus
Overheard by did R Kelly stop by? -
You’re Better Off Paying For It
Man #1: Is it legal to, like, screw a fifteen-year-old?
Man #2: Dude, what the hell?
Man #1: What?
Man #2: Aren’t you, like, twenty?Stillwater, Mainstreet
Overheard by he must be desperate. -
Take A Break From The Pot
Stoned boy #1: Duuude, what’s the March of Dimes?
Stoned boy #2: Uhh, it’s that walk for premature babies.
Stoned boy #1: Dude, babies can’t march. I mean, they can’t even walk.
Stoned boy #2: No! No, dude, the money from the walk goes to premature babies.
Stoned boy #1: Ohhhhhh, I got it, dude. Just a little confused there. I mean, premature babies marching… creeeeepy.Stillwater, SAHS
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Grow A Whole Fruit Salad
Teenage Girl (to friend): You know how guys are always telling other guys to “grow a pair”? The first time I heard that I thought they meant “grow a PEAR,” and I was like, why a pear? What’s wrong with an apple? Or a bana… oh.
Stillwater, Starbucks
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And You Look Like An Ass
Mom, petting a large stuffed animal horse: Oh, it’s so cute, maybe I should open a bank account here so that I can get one. (pets the horse for about 30 seconds)
Teen girl watching her mother: Mom, stop petting the horse, you look like a retard.Stillwater, Wells Fargo Bank
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She’s Just Trying To Communicate
18 year old guy #1: Dude, I hate when she sticks her fingers in my ears.
18 year old guy #2: Wait, so that DOESN’T turn you on?Stillwater, Downtown Starbucks
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It’s Free Now
Daughter: I hate it when things don’t have a price on them.
Mother: Oh, how much is it?Stillwater, Walmart
Overheard by Another tired mother. -
You And Me Both
Child, selling refreshments: You want one?
50-year-old man: Nah, I’m already loaded.Stillwater Lumberjack Days
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There’s A Name For That
20-something girl, to teenage sister who put car key in her mouth: What’s with you eating the key?
Teenage girl: It tastes good, like iron. I like licking blood because it tastes the same way.post-fireworks, downtown Stillwater
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Hi And Welcome To MINNESOTA
Uptight-looking female tourist: May we please get a table on the patio?
Hostess: Sure, how many will there be?
Uptight-looking female tourist: Four and two children, but, um, are there bugs outside?
Hostess: (smiling) Nope.
Uptight-looking female tourist: (looking miffed) I’m serious.
Hostess: Well in that case, yes.A restaurant in Stillwater
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You Can’t Be Too Picky These Days
Daughter: Was the kiss good?
Mother: Yes, it was. (squeals)
Daughter: Is he married?
Mother: No, but I think he’s homeless.Stillwater
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Yeah. Pretty Much.
African American teen worker #1: (just arriving for his shift talking to a co-worker) Man, it’s busy here today, What’s this place called again?
African American teen worker #2: It’s like Lumberjack Festival or some s**t like that.
African American teen worker #1: Lumberjack Festival? What the f**k is a Lumberjack?
African American teen worker #2: Some white dude with an axe.
snow-cone stand at Lumberjack Days in Stillwater
Overheard by Brandon J.
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