Unfortunately young stoner: Hitler went out like a pansy.

Plymouth, Mann Theatre, HP6 premiere
Overheard by Kids these days.

Stoner Guy: So, like, I saw myself in the future, and it was me, but not me, you know? And I was doing stuff, but totally different stuff than the stuff I’m doing now. It really freaked me out.
Friend: Dude. That’s called a goal.

Mall of America
Overheard by Indeed.

Stoner guy: You have chocolate on your face.
Obese goth girl: It’s not chocolate. It’s a lupus sore.

Minneapolis, Bus stop on Nicollet Downtown (Bus 16)
Overheard by Unfortunately me.

Stoned boy #1:  Duuude, what’s the March of Dimes?
Stoned boy #2: Uhh, it’s that walk for premature babies.
Stoned boy #1: Dude, babies can’t march. I mean, they can’t even walk.
Stoned boy #2: No! No, dude, the money from the walk goes to premature babies.
Stoned boy #1: Ohhhhhh, I got it, dude. Just a little confused there. I mean, premature babies marching… creeeeepy.

Stillwater, SAHS
Overheard by Muffled Laughter.

Stoner to his friend:  Dude! Have you hot boxed your UPS truck?

Acorn Park disc golf course
Overheard by Rolling my eyes.