Posts Tagged ‘stoners’
Dirty hipster to friends: One time I went really high to buy my dad a birthday present and ended up getting him a really sweet toilet seat.
Minneapolis, Lyndale VFW
Woman yelling: The only thing that I want when I am high is a spicy chicken sandwich.
Minneapolis, KFC at Lake & Chicago
Overheard by Who needs a double-down?
Guy talking about weed: That doesn’t improve your performance, it just makes you want to sit on the couch and eat more.
Baked guy: I’m gonna take off my jacket. Then you’ll all see my fly-ass shirt. Then what will you do?
Friend: Nooo! Don’t do it! Don’t do it!
Baked guy: I’m gonna do it. Oh. Oh. (takes off jacket) Yeeah.
Minneapolis, 50 bus
Overheard by it wasn’t even a cool shirt..
Unfortunately young stoner: Hitler went out like a pansy.
Plymouth, Mann Theatre, HP6 premiere
Overheard by Kids these days.
Stoner Guy: So, like, I saw myself in the future, and it was me, but not me, you know? And I was doing stuff, but totally different stuff than the stuff I’m doing now. It really freaked me out.
Friend: Dude. That’s called a goal.
Mall of America
Overheard by Indeed.
Stoner guy: You have chocolate on your face.
Obese goth girl: It’s not chocolate. It’s a lupus sore.
Minneapolis, Bus stop on Nicollet Downtown (Bus 16)
Overheard by Unfortunately me.
Stoned boy #1: Duuude, what’s the March of Dimes?
Stoned boy #2: Uhh, it’s that walk for premature babies.
Stoned boy #1: Dude, babies can’t march. I mean, they can’t even walk.
Stoned boy #2: No! No, dude, the money from the walk goes to premature babies.
Stoned boy #1: Ohhhhhh, I got it, dude. Just a little confused there. I mean, premature babies marching… creeeeepy.
Overheard by Muffled Laughter.
Stoner to his friend: Dude! Have you hot boxed your UPS truck?
Acorn Park disc golf course
Overheard by Rolling my eyes.