Posts Tagged ‘stoners’

  • But I Kept It For Myself

    Date: 2010.12.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Dirty hipster to friends: One time I went really high to buy my dad a birthday present and ended up getting him a really sweet toilet seat.

    Minneapolis, Lyndale VFW

  • And The World To Know

    Date: 2010.09.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman yelling: The only thing that I want when I am high is a spicy chicken sandwich.

    Minneapolis, KFC at Lake & Chicago
    Overheard by Who needs a double-down?

  • But You Get Really Good At That

    Date: 2010.04.04 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Guy talking about weed: That doesn’t improve your performance, it just makes you want to sit on the couch and eat more.

    Minneapolis, Lightrail

  • At Least He Remembered To Wear One

    Date: 2010.03.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Baked guy: I’m gonna take off my jacket. Then you’ll all see my fly-ass shirt. Then what will you do?
    Friend: Nooo! Don’t do it! Don’t do it!
    Baked guy: I’m gonna do it. Oh. Oh. (takes off jacket) Yeeah.

    Minneapolis, 50 bus
    Overheard by it wasn’t even a cool shirt..

  • And I Smoke A Lot Of Weed So I Know What I’m Talking About

    Date: 2009.07.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Unfortunately young stoner: Hitler went out like a pansy.

    Plymouth, Mann Theatre, HP6 premiere
    Overheard by Kids these days.

  • And Every Other Dream Anyone Has Ever Had

    Date: 2009.06.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Stoner Guy: So, like, I saw myself in the future, and it was me, but not me, you know? And I was doing stuff, but totally different stuff than the stuff I’m doing now. It really freaked me out.
    Friend: Dude. That’s called a goal.

    Mall of America
    Overheard by Indeed.

  • Oops

    Date: 2009.04.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Stoner guy: You have chocolate on your face.
    Obese goth girl: It’s not chocolate. It’s a lupus sore.

    Minneapolis, Bus stop on Nicollet Downtown (Bus 16)
    Overheard by Unfortunately me.

  • Take A Break From The Pot

    Date: 2009.01.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Stoned boy #1:  Duuude, what’s the March of Dimes?
    Stoned boy #2: Uhh, it’s that walk for premature babies.
    Stoned boy #1: Dude, babies can’t march. I mean, they can’t even walk.
    Stoned boy #2: No! No, dude, the money from the walk goes to premature babies.
    Stoned boy #1: Ohhhhhh, I got it, dude. Just a little confused there. I mean, premature babies marching… creeeeepy.

    Stillwater, SAHS
    Overheard by Muffled Laughter.

  • Makin’ Good Decisions

    Date: 2008.05.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Stoner to his friend:  Dude! Have you hot boxed your UPS truck?

    Acorn Park disc golf course
    Overheard by Rolling my eyes.