Random Ditz: I was eating SPAGHETTI in my WHITE DRESS!  Can you imagine?
Guy she’s with: Uh, no?
Random Ditz: And my toes went numb for four months!  Did I tell you about that?
Other girl: *gasping* No!  How did that happen?
Random Ditz: Nerve damage from these four inch heels I have.

near summit ave. st paul
Overheard by sitting on my porch, wondering where this is all going.