Posts Tagged ‘target’
Spoiled 6 yr old kid to frazzled mom: YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH RUINING MY LIFE!!
Overheard by Fellow shopper trying to get far far away.
Young Suburban Professional #1: Look at all these chachkies!
Young Suburban Professional #2: I love that you say chachkies!
Eden Prairie, Holiday aisle at Target
Overheard by Mustache Ranger.
Girl #1: You going to get it?
Girl #2 coming out of dressing room with plaid shirt: No.
Girl #1: Why not?! It’s cute!
Girl #2: It’s a little too much farmer and not enough hipster.
Overheard by me.
Mom: Diego, take your little brother to the bathroom. (they start to walk away) And bring him BACK, too!
Minneapolis, Lake Street Target
Overheard by Specificity is Greatly Appreciated.
5 year old boy holding a pair of red, sequin shoes up to his Mom: I found some shoes that are perfect for you.
Mom, laughing: Well, the thing is…
5 year old boy, disappointed: Oh, you’re not that into fashion.
Overheard by sunidae.
Woman to husband/boyfriend: Okay, I know the expiration date on toothpaste is just a suggestion, but the stuff that’s ten years out of date, I threw it away.
Overheard by I’d throw it away too.
Girl: I really love these moccasins! I wish I could buy them.
Boy: I could buy them for you!
Girl: Really? You would do that for me? (eyelashes batting)
Boy: Well yeah, I would just take it out of the $40 I owe you.
Fridley, Super Target
Target Employee Woman: I love almond milk. It’s so sweet and tasty.
Target Employee Man: How do they make almond milk?
Target Employee Woman: Not sure. They probably squeeze the almond, milk it or something.
Minneapolis, Target HQ
Overheard by Seriously? Who the hell milks an almond?
20-something girl: To the underpants!
Roseville, T1 Target
Overheard by Ram.
Man to male buddy: Hey look! They have colored tampons now!
East St. Paul, Target, Health and Beauty aisle
Overheard by Someone in the next aisle.
Girl to guy: So, you’re saying it’s not fuzzy now, but it has the POTENTIAL to be fuzzy.
Overheard by what now?
Girl #1: Should we get a whole cake?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Why not??
Girl #2: I don’t want to get fat in a NIGHT.
St. Paul, Super Target
Overheard by I don’t blame you, but cake sounds really good.
Chipper cashier: Oh, I like cats. Do you have a kitty?
Crusty old man with large bag of cat food: Yeah. 39 of them.
Maple Grove, Super Target
Overheard by No matter how hard Maple Grove tries to be Edina or Eden Prairie…
College Kid: Not sure what we were thinking, but you can’t substitute bananas for eggs.
Overheard by Old Timer.
Little boy: My feet hurt.
Mom: Wait ’til you’re fat and old, then we’ll talk.
West St. Paul, Target
Overheard by DB.
Five-year-old girl to Mom: Is Valentine’s Day when the Easter Bunny comes?
Maple Grove, Target Valentine’s Section
Overheard by Dreaded girl.
4 year old son, whining: But Dad…
Dad: No, no one is going to rob Target.
Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by Don’t think I don’t want to.
Bundled up apparently non-frat boy to friend: I’ve never been to a frat party, but the story is it’s total bros and total hoes.
St. Paul, Hamline Target
Overheard by What else would you expect?
Old Lady to father of 10ish year old boy having a temper tantrum: You should teach your son that he is too old to act like that.
Father: He can’t help it; he is autistic.
Old Lady: Well, my grandson is artistic as well and he would never act that way.
St. Louis Park, Target Pharmacy
Overheard by Turn up your hearing aid!
Concerned mother to rather girly looking son: Do you have a Wii injury?
Overheard by Ah, modern day.