Posts Tagged ‘target’

  • Wait Until You See What I Have Planned For Your Teen Years

    Date: 2011.04.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Spoiled 6 yr old kid to frazzled mom: YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH RUINING MY LIFE!!

    Savage, Target
    Overheard by Fellow shopper trying to get far far away.

  • As Do The Ladies

    Date: 2011.04.21 | Category: all | Response: 3

    Young Suburban Professional #1: Look at all these chachkies!
    Young Suburban Professional #2: I love that you say chachkies!

    Eden Prairie, Holiday aisle at Target
    Overheard by Mustache Ranger.

  • That’s An Important Distinction In Rogers

    Date: 2011.03.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1: You going to get it?
    Girl #2 coming out of dressing room with plaid shirt: No.
    Girl #1: Why not?! It’s cute!
    Girl #2: It’s a little too much farmer and not enough hipster.

    Rogers, Target
    Overheard by me.

  • This Will Not Be Another Kohl’s Incident!

    Date: 2010.11.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mom: Diego, take your little brother to the bathroom. (they start to walk away) And bring him BACK, too!

    Minneapolis, Lake Street Target
    Overheard by Specificity is Greatly Appreciated.

  • Nothing Stings Like Disappointment From A Child

    Date: 2010.10.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    5 year old boy holding a pair of red, sequin shoes up to his Mom: I found some shoes that are perfect for you.
    Mom, laughing: Well, the thing is…
    5 year old boy, disappointed: Oh, you’re not that into fashion.

    Minneapolis, Target
    Overheard by sunidae.

  • Less Tooth, More Paste

    Date: 2010.09.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman to husband/boyfriend: Okay, I know the expiration date on toothpaste is just a suggestion, but the stuff that’s ten years out of date, I threw it away.

    Woodbury, Target
    Overheard by I’d throw it away too.

  • Can’t Buy Love Unless It’s On A Payment Plan

    Date: 2010.09.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl: I really love these moccasins! I wish I could buy them.
    Boy: I could buy them for you!
    Girl: Really? You would do that for me? (eyelashes batting)
    Boy: Well yeah, I would just take it out of the $40 I owe you.
    Girl: Oh.

    Fridley, Super Target

  • That’s Also How They Get Diamonds From Coal

    Date: 2010.09.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Target Employee Woman: I love almond milk. It’s so sweet and tasty.
    Target Employee Man: How do they make almond milk?
    Target Employee Woman: Not sure. They probably squeeze the almond, milk it or something.

    Minneapolis, Target HQ
    Overheard by Seriously? Who the hell milks an almond?

  • Almost As Good As A Batcave

    Date: 2010.07.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20-something girl: To the underpants!

    Roseville, T1 Target
    Overheard by Ram.

  • Limited Easter Edition

    Date: 2010.04.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man to male buddy: Hey look! They have colored tampons now!

    East St. Paul, Target, Health and Beauty aisle
    Overheard by Someone in the next aisle.

  • Good Thing Target Has A Pharmacy

    Date: 2010.04.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl to guy: So, you’re saying it’s not fuzzy now, but it has the POTENTIAL to be fuzzy.

    Roseville, Target
    Overheard by what now?

  • Do It In Two

    Date: 2010.03.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1: Should we get a whole cake?
    Girl #2: No.
    Girl #1: Why not??
    Girl #2: I don’t want to get fat in a NIGHT.

    St. Paul, Super Target
    Overheard by I don’t blame you, but cake sounds really good.

  • Do You Give Bulk Discounts?

    Date: 2010.03.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Chipper cashier: Oh, I like cats. Do you have a kitty?
    Crusty old man with large bag of cat food: Yeah. 39 of them.

    Maple Grove, Super Target
    Overheard by No matter how hard Maple Grove tries to be Edina or Eden Prairie…

  • How Much Of Last Night Do You Remember?

    Date: 2010.03.03 | Category: all | Response: 4

    College Kid: Not sure what we were thinking, but you can’t substitute bananas for eggs.

    Minneapolis, Target
    Overheard by Old Timer.

  • Aim High

    Date: 2010.02.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little boy: My feet hurt.
    Mom: Wait ’til you’re fat and old, then we’ll talk.

    West St. Paul, Target
    Overheard by DB.

  • You’ll Have To Ask Him

    Date: 2010.01.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Five-year-old girl to Mom: Is Valentine’s Day when the Easter Bunny comes?

    Maple Grove, Target Valentine’s Section
    Overheard by Dreaded girl.

  • Dad Is Such A Buzzkill

    Date: 2010.01.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    4 year old son, whining: But Dad…
    Dad: No, no one is going to rob Target.

    Apple Valley, Target
    Overheard by Don’t think I don’t want to.

  • All In One Convenient Location

    Date: 2010.01.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Bundled up apparently non-frat boy to friend: I’ve never been to a frat party, but the story is it’s total bros and total hoes.

    St. Paul, Hamline Target
    Overheard by What else would you expect?

  • Unsolicited Parenting Advice Is Always Welcome

    Date: 2010.01.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Old Lady to father of 10ish year old boy having a temper tantrum: You should teach your son that he is too old to act like that.
    Father: He can’t help it; he is autistic.
    Old Lady: Well, my grandson is artistic as well and he would never act that way.

    St. Louis Park, Target Pharmacy
    Overheard by Turn up your hearing aid!

  • Just A Wee One

    Date: 2010.01.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Concerned mother to rather girly looking son: Do you have a Wii injury?

    Crystal, Target
    Overheard by Ah, modern day.

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