Posts Tagged ‘target center’
Timberwolves cheerleader: I love coming to work. I get sssooo excited. I wish everyone was this excited about going to work. Yeah, I’m half naked all the time but just the same I still love it.
Young security guard: I know what you mean. I get really excited about coming to work, too, but they let me wear clothes.
Minneapolis, Target Center
Overheard by Clothed employee.
Man screaming in the hallway: There’s no line for the troughs! The line is for the people with small penises that won’t pee in the trough!
Wolves vs Lakers – Target Center
Concertgoer on cell phone: LATER… LATER… I’ve been pissing in a bucket all week!
Overheard by Hmmm, what?
Drunk girl asking her drunk friend after Sheila E left the stage: Was that Gloria Estefan?
Target Center – Prince show
Overheard by Nina R…