Posts Tagged ‘target’
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Giving Feels Good
Mom to Target Employee: You got any of them Hannah Montana dolls?
Target Employee: Yeah, they’re right over here.
Mom: Woo! I got to get my daughter one of them for her birthday. If I don’t, she gonna cut me!St. Paul, Midway Target
Overheard by I need to start shopping at Wal-Mart. -
With A Running Start
Older man: Oh, well, here’s the 600 count sheets. That’s slicker than snot! I could slide right outta bed!
Minneapolis, Target Bedding Department
Overheard by Roxy. -
Ah, To Be Young And Optimistic
Blonde, tanned, teenage male: I’m not getting married young; none of my friends will be making enough money to buy me cool stuff.
Eagan, Target
Overheard by Because really, why else get married? -
And Now I Have To Sing The Song Again
Son, maybe about 7 years old: Noooooobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nooooooobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.
Dad: C’mon, we need to get going.
Son: (hits head with hand) But Dad, I’m so distracted!Plymouth, Target
Overheard by The burbs get me down sometimes too. -
Which Half?
Middle aged woman, on the phone: I’m, like, half infected. (pause) No, I don’t think I have H1N1, but I WAS exposed and I’m half infected.
St Paul, Sitting on a chair in the Target entrance
Overheard by Gavin. -
Could Be Worse
Little boy with cart: Mom!! You already have TWO of those!!!
Mom: I know, but I like denim jackets. I just can’t stop.Minneapolis, Target
Overheard by Men are learning to shop younger. -
Next She’ll Say She Hates NASCAR
Little boy in the sale aisle holding a black shirt: What about this?
His sister: I don’t like black.
Little boy: You don’t like black?!?! You’re un-American!!!!St. Paul, Snelling Target in Rosedale
Overheard by Tink. -
It’s Not Like There’s A Grocery Store Nearby
Worker #1: Bring me some fruit and a bottle of water when you come back. You’re taking your lunch at home, right?
Worker #2: What?
Worker #1: Bring me a water and some fruit when you come back. You always do.
Worker #2: Um, no, I never have, and I don’t have any fruit anyway.
Worker #1: Not even an apple?
Worker #2: (stares)Minneapolis, Lake St. Target
Overheard by: what about an orange? -
I’m Telling You He Likes It, Dad
Harassed-looking dad, to the child who is NOT crying: So, you’re trying to tell me that your little brother bit himself?
Not-crying child: Yes.Richfield, Target
Overheard by sounds plausible to me. -
$50 Says It’s On His Ass
Girl #1: He already has a tattoo.
Girl #2: Of what?
Girl #1: Of Groucho Marx. Do you know who that is?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Hardly anyone does.Minneapolis, Downtown Target dressing rooms
Overheard by I got Harpo on my ass. -
What If We Steal A Camel?
Mom to small child: No. We are not buying them a camel. Think inexpensive.
Saint Paul, Target on University
Overheard by if they didn’t spit that’d be a cool gift! -
Even Crazy People See Through It
Girl, to herself: Give it up, Glade. You’re not fooling anyone with your stupid “Fragrance Collection” overpriced candle bullshit! You suck!
Minneapolis, Target, air freshener aisle
Overheard by Tarr-zhhay boutique. -
You Will Not Find It There
Middle aged woman: I need some shirts.
Younger woman: I need some dignity.Richfield, Target
Overheard by hm what aisle is that in. -
No
College girl passing the tween lingerie section: Wow, those are cute bras!
College guy: Those are child-sized bras.
College girl: Well, I have child-sized boobs.
College guy: Hey, can I put that on Overheard?Roseville, Super Target
Overheard by I have normal-sized boobs. -
You’re The Only One To Ever Care
30-something year old woman after singing “The Colors of the Wind” to her grandpa-looking boyfriend: You know, the only issue I have with that song is that she sings, “You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you” while she’s playing with a bear. I mean, bears aren’t people, right? Was she saying they are?
St. Paul, Midway Target
Overheard by Kids’ movies are so complex and layered. -
Now We Know How To Fight It
Fabulous Latina Target Checkout Girl: I’ve been sick the last few days, my mom was teasing me and saying I have swine flu.
Customer: Oh yeah?
Fabulous Latina Target Checkout Girl: But I told her, ‘Nu uh, mom! Only Mexicans get swine flu, and I’m Puerto Rican!!’St. Paul, Midway Target
Overheard by Weirded Out. -
I Knew This Party Was Going To Suck
Girl on cellphone: You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Not on my birthday!
Saint Paul, Target on Snelling/Hamline
Overheard b: is that how it works? -
Aim High But Keep A Plan B
Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Her kid: A taco!Richfield, Target
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Apparently Not
Little Old Lady from the Church of the Latter Day Saints: Excuse me, but do you have a few minutes to spare to talk about our Savior, Lord Jesus Christ?
Middle-aged Woman: You know, I don’t right now. Why don’t you come by my house around seven? We’re having a bonfire. That’s when the devil worship starts.St. Paul, Target
Overheard by I’ll bring the s’mores!. -
They Only Stopped Drinking A Half Hour Ago
Guy #1: Last night was raging.
Guy #2: When I hear the word raging it makes me think of Raging Bull.
Guy #3: The Indian chief? Yeah, that makes sense.
Girl: Raging makes me think of boners.Minneapolis, Target in the Quarry
Overheard by makes me think of alcoholics.
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