Piercer: Don’t worry, I go fast and I’m really good.
Girl about to get piercing: That’s what she said.

Tattoo/Piercing by the U of M

Tattoo artist (to girl who is getting a peace sign tattoo): Oh, so you’re one of those peacemaker type people?
Girl: Yep.
Tattoo artist: Are you getting anything else on it?
Girl: Yeah, some Hebrew lettering eventually.
Tattoo artist: You Jewish?
Girl: No.  I just like Hebrew.
Tattoo artist: Why don’t you get it in a language that troublemakers can read?  Like Iraqi!  (gets excited) Yeah!  Get it in Muslim instead, then all those motherfuckers will know what you’re trying to say!

Minneapolis, Ace Tattoo
Overheard by a.lil.