Posts Tagged ‘teens’
Teen in Back: Hey, driver, when is the Lowry Bridge going to open?
Driver: Next spring.
Teen in Back: Aren’t we not supposed to be alive by then?
Minneapolis, 32 to Robbinsdale
Overheard by aeh.
Tan teenage boy to tan female friend: My mom wants me to hang out with you more.
Tan teenage girl: Why?
Tan teenage boy: Because you’re Mexican.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by I want to hang out with you because I’m Asian!
Fourteen year-old-girl: I feel like we’re in New York City or something.
Roseville, The new Forever 21 in Rosedale
Overheard by Really?
Teenage girl outside Chipotle with friends: It’s not like an American can make a real burrito.
Roseville, Rosedale Mall
Overheard by Laughing on the inside.
Angry Teenage Girl: If I could sail around the world and spit in every ocean, I would be happy, because then my hatred and saliva would be in every corner of the earth!
Other Teenage Girl: Um, what?!
Mall of America
Overheard by Never Swimming in the Ocean Again.
Thin Teenager #1: You know what sucks about having fat friends you really like?
Thin Teenager #2: Uh uh, what?
Thin Teenager #1: You can’t make fun of fat people anymore ’cause you feel bad for your fat friend.
Thin Teenager #2: Oh yeah, but we can still make fun of ugly people.
Thin Teenager #1: Yeah, ’cause all our friends are pretty. Even the fat girls, sort of.
Roseville, Borders Bookstore, Rosedale Mall
Overheard by skinny guy.
Adult: Nice haircut, kid! Is your dad in the Army or something?
Teenager with newly shaved head: No, but he did go to prison!
Hopkins, summer school
Teenage girl: Look, it’s not a drug, it’s an herb!
Apple Valley High School
Overheard by Whatever you say, Mary Jane.
Teenage girl #1: I wish being so pale wasn’t in my genes.
Teenage girl #2: What? I don’t get it? What do your jeans have to do with how pale you are?!
Teenage girl #1: No, not my jeans; my genes. You know, like, my generics.
Minneapolis, Triple Rock Social Club, in line at a concert
Overheard by a girl who’s glad her genetics aren’t generic.
Freshman girl: The whole class period, all I could think about was popping his boobs!
Minnetonka High School
Overheard by Already Confused.
Middle school boy: Every time I wear high heels, I strike oil!
Bloomington, middle school
Junior High Girl to mom on the phone: What the hell, mom, you need to be here when I tell you.
Minnetonka, Hopkins High school
Overheard by Show Some Respect?
Teenage Girl #1: He totally dissed my mom!
Teenage Girl #2: Well, in his defense, your mom is kind of a slut.
Teenage Girl #1: I know, but I still felt bad for her.
Overheard by Ginger.
High school work-study student to work-study coordinator: I’m tellin’ you, my pants is up!
Minneapolis, child care center
Overheard by lmb.
Teenage Boy: Don’t you ever take your underwear straight out of the dryer and put them on and be, like, WOOOOHHH!!!
Overheard by What was going on before then?
Teenage Girl talking to her friend about New Years Eve plans: I don’t want to get dressed-dressed up because I’m just going to get drunk anyway.
Roseville, Rosedale Center, Macy’s junior department
Overheard by stay classy.
7 year old girl, singing: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg…
Teenage girl: Oh really? I didn’t even know!
7 year old girl: Hey, HEY! Don’t sass me like that.
Minneapolis, bus stop near Tyler St.
Overheard by i see who wears the pants in that relationship.
13 year old boy: The secret is to find someone who has something wrong with them that you can deal with!
Saint Paul, La Cabana
Teenage girl to friends: Why does he want to kill himself SO BAD?
Minneapolis, Hi-Lake Target, Black Friday
Overheard by trying to live up to his father’s legacy.
Highschool Dude #1: Did you hear Johnson found a 20-dollar bill this morning?
Highschool Dude #2: Dude. I totally saw that happen. I was, like, two feet behind him, I saw it laying on the floor right as he bent over to pick it up.
Highschool Dude #1: (in all seriousness) Why didn’t you kick him in the ribs and grab it?
Eagan High School
Overheard by I would’ve.