Posts Tagged ‘teens’

  • Then The Answer Is Never

    Date: 2011.11.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen in Back: Hey, driver, when is the Lowry Bridge going to open?
    Driver: Next spring.
    Teen in Back: Aren’t we not supposed to be alive by then?

    Minneapolis, 32 to Robbinsdale
    Overheard by aeh.

  • It’s Clumsy But It Works

    Date: 2011.10.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Tan teenage boy to tan female friend: My mom wants me to hang out with you more.
    Tan teenage girl: Why?
    Tan teenage boy: Because you’re Mexican.

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
    Overheard by I want to hang out with you because I’m Asian!

  • Roseville Never Sleeps

    Date: 2011.02.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Fourteen year-old-girl: I feel like we’re in New York City or something.

    Roseville, The new Forever 21 in Rosedale
    Overheard by Really?

  • That’s Why I Go To Canada

    Date: 2011.01.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl outside Chipotle with friends: It’s not like an American can make a real burrito.

    Roseville, Rosedale Mall
    Overheard by Laughing on the inside.

  • Post-Holidays At The MOA Will Do This To You

    Date: 2011.01.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Angry Teenage Girl: If I could sail around the world and spit in every ocean, I would be happy, because then my hatred and saliva would be in every corner of the earth!
    Other Teenage Girl: Um, what?!

    Mall of America
    Overheard by Never Swimming in the Ocean Again.

  • It’s Open Season On The Intelligent Ones

    Date: 2010.10.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Thin Teenager #1: You know what sucks about having fat friends you really like?
    Thin Teenager #2: Uh uh, what?
    Thin Teenager #1: You can’t make fun of fat people anymore ’cause you feel bad for your fat friend.
    Thin Teenager #2: Oh yeah, but we can still make fun of ugly people.
    Thin Teenager #1: Yeah, ’cause all our friends are pretty. Even the fat girls, sort of.

    Roseville, Borders Bookstore, Rosedale Mall
    Overheard by skinny guy.

  • Fair Compromise

    Date: 2010.06.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Adult: Nice haircut, kid! Is your dad in the Army or something?
    Teenager with newly shaved head: No, but he did go to prison!

    Hopkins, summer school

  • That’s Why It’s Not Illegal

    Date: 2010.06.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl: Look, it’s not a drug, it’s an herb!

    Apple Valley High School
    Overheard by Whatever you say, Mary Jane.

  • Switch To Designer Labels

    Date: 2010.05.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl #1: I wish being so pale wasn’t in my genes.
    Teenage girl #2: What? I don’t get it? What do your jeans have to do with how pale you are?!
    Teenage girl #1: No, not my jeans; my genes. You know, like, my generics.

    Minneapolis, Triple Rock Social Club, in line at a concert
    Overheard by a girl who’s glad her genetics aren’t generic.

  • Anatomy Class Is Full Of Surprises

    Date: 2010.05.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Freshman girl: The whole class period, all I could think about was popping his boobs!

    Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by Already Confused.

  • Just Keep Practicing

    Date: 2010.04.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle school boy: Every time I wear high heels, I strike oil!

    Bloomington, middle school

  • Who Do These Parents Think They Are?

    Date: 2010.04.05 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Junior High Girl to mom on the phone: What the hell, mom, you need to be here when I tell you.

    Minnetonka, Hopkins High school
    Overheard by Show Some Respect?

  • Reason #5,932

    Date: 2010.03.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage Girl #1: He totally dissed my mom!
    Teenage Girl #2: Well, in his defense, your mom is kind of a slut.
    Teenage Girl #1: I know, but I still felt bad for her.

    Minneapolis, McDonald’s
    Overheard by Ginger.

  • How Long Do I Have To Hold Them Up?

    Date: 2010.01.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    High school work-study student to work-study coordinator: I’m tellin’ you, my pants is up!

    Minneapolis, child care center
    Overheard by lmb.

  • Every Chance I Get, Kid

    Date: 2010.01.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage Boy: Don’t you ever take your underwear straight out of the dryer and put them on and be, like, WOOOOHHH!!!

    Roseville, RAHS
    Overheard by What was going on before then?

  • That’s How I Feel About Weddings

    Date: 2009.12.31 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Teenage Girl talking to her friend about New Years Eve plans: I don’t want to get dressed-dressed up because I’m just going to get drunk anyway.

    Roseville, Rosedale Center, Macy’s junior department
    Overheard by stay classy.

  • Now I Have To Start All Over

    Date: 2009.12.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    7 year old girl, singing: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg…
    Teenage girl: Oh really? I didn’t even know!
    7 year old girl: Hey, HEY! Don’t sass me like that.

    Minneapolis, bus stop near Tyler St.
    Overheard by i see who wears the pants in that relationship.

  • This Is All You Ever Need To Know

    Date: 2009.11.30 | Category: all | Response: 1

    13 year old boy: The secret is to find someone who has something wrong with them that you can deal with!

    Saint Paul, La Cabana

  • Because You Took Him To Target On Black Friday

    Date: 2009.11.28 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Teenage girl to friends: Why does he want to kill himself SO BAD?

    Minneapolis, Hi-Lake Target, Black Friday
    Overheard by trying to live up to his father’s legacy.

  • I Don’t Kick For Anything Less Than $50

    Date: 2009.11.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Highschool Dude #1: Did you hear Johnson found a 20-dollar bill this morning?
    Highschool Dude #2: Dude. I totally saw that happen. I was, like, two feet behind him, I saw it laying on the floor right as he bent over to pick it up.
    Highschool Dude #1: (in all seriousness) Why didn’t you kick him in the ribs and grab it?

    Eagan High School
    Overheard by I would’ve.