Posts Tagged ‘teens’
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Then The Answer Is Never
Teen in Back: Hey, driver, when is the Lowry Bridge going to open?
Driver: Next spring.
Teen in Back: Aren’t we not supposed to be alive by then?Minneapolis, 32 to Robbinsdale
Overheard by aeh. -
It’s Clumsy But It Works
Tan teenage boy to tan female friend: My mom wants me to hang out with you more.
Tan teenage girl: Why?
Tan teenage boy: Because you’re Mexican.Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by I want to hang out with you because I’m Asian! -
Roseville Never Sleeps
Fourteen year-old-girl: I feel like we’re in New York City or something.
Roseville, The new Forever 21 in Rosedale
Overheard by Really? -
That’s Why I Go To Canada
Teenage girl outside Chipotle with friends: It’s not like an American can make a real burrito.
Roseville, Rosedale Mall
Overheard by Laughing on the inside. -
Post-Holidays At The MOA Will Do This To You
Angry Teenage Girl: If I could sail around the world and spit in every ocean, I would be happy, because then my hatred and saliva would be in every corner of the earth!
Other Teenage Girl: Um, what?!Mall of America
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It’s Open Season On The Intelligent Ones
Thin Teenager #1: You know what sucks about having fat friends you really like?
Thin Teenager #2: Uh uh, what?
Thin Teenager #1: You can’t make fun of fat people anymore ’cause you feel bad for your fat friend.
Thin Teenager #2: Oh yeah, but we can still make fun of ugly people.
Thin Teenager #1: Yeah, ’cause all our friends are pretty. Even the fat girls, sort of.Roseville, Borders Bookstore, Rosedale Mall
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Fair Compromise
Adult: Nice haircut, kid! Is your dad in the Army or something?
Teenager with newly shaved head: No, but he did go to prison!Hopkins, summer school
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That’s Why It’s Not Illegal
Teenage girl: Look, it’s not a drug, it’s an herb!
Apple Valley High School
Overheard by Whatever you say, Mary Jane. -
Switch To Designer Labels
Teenage girl #1: I wish being so pale wasn’t in my genes.
Teenage girl #2: What? I don’t get it? What do your jeans have to do with how pale you are?!
Teenage girl #1: No, not my jeans; my genes. You know, like, my generics.Minneapolis, Triple Rock Social Club, in line at a concert
Overheard by a girl who’s glad her genetics aren’t generic. -
Anatomy Class Is Full Of Surprises
Freshman girl: The whole class period, all I could think about was popping his boobs!
Minnetonka High School
Overheard by Already Confused. -
Just Keep Practicing
Middle school boy: Every time I wear high heels, I strike oil!
Bloomington, middle school
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Who Do These Parents Think They Are?
Junior High Girl to mom on the phone: What the hell, mom, you need to be here when I tell you.
Minnetonka, Hopkins High school
Overheard by Show Some Respect? -
Reason #5,932
Teenage Girl #1: He totally dissed my mom!
Teenage Girl #2: Well, in his defense, your mom is kind of a slut.
Teenage Girl #1: I know, but I still felt bad for her.Minneapolis, McDonald’s
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How Long Do I Have To Hold Them Up?
High school work-study student to work-study coordinator: I’m tellin’ you, my pants is up!
Minneapolis, child care center
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Every Chance I Get, Kid
Teenage Boy: Don’t you ever take your underwear straight out of the dryer and put them on and be, like, WOOOOHHH!!!
Roseville, RAHS
Overheard by What was going on before then? -
That’s How I Feel About Weddings
Teenage Girl talking to her friend about New Years Eve plans: I don’t want to get dressed-dressed up because I’m just going to get drunk anyway.
Roseville, Rosedale Center, Macy’s junior department
Overheard by stay classy. -
Now I Have To Start All Over
7 year old girl, singing: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg…
Teenage girl: Oh really? I didn’t even know!
7 year old girl: Hey, HEY! Don’t sass me like that.Minneapolis, bus stop near Tyler St.
Overheard by i see who wears the pants in that relationship. -
This Is All You Ever Need To Know
13 year old boy: The secret is to find someone who has something wrong with them that you can deal with!
Saint Paul, La Cabana
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Because You Took Him To Target On Black Friday
Teenage girl to friends: Why does he want to kill himself SO BAD?
Minneapolis, Hi-Lake Target, Black Friday
Overheard by trying to live up to his father’s legacy. -
I Don’t Kick For Anything Less Than $50
Highschool Dude #1: Did you hear Johnson found a 20-dollar bill this morning?
Highschool Dude #2: Dude. I totally saw that happen. I was, like, two feet behind him, I saw it laying on the floor right as he bent over to pick it up.
Highschool Dude #1: (in all seriousness) Why didn’t you kick him in the ribs and grab it?Eagan High School
Overheard by I would’ve.
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