Posts Tagged ‘teens’
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WE ARE LETTING THEM INTO COFFEE SHOPS NOW?
Teenage boy to friend: Did I tell you the story where I saw gay guys in the Caribou?
Friend: No.
Teenage boy: Yeah, this guy comes up and orders coffee, and he turns around and says, “You want anything honey?” and this other guy is, like, “No.” Then he puts down a few dollars and then a twenty but he puts it back and puts down more singles. Yeah, and when they left he had his arm around the guy or something. It was really weird.Mall of America
Overheard by cool story sheltered teen. -
And Unlike A Chihuahua, She Can Feed Herself
Teenage girl #1 to friend: Dude, your sister’s tiny.
Teenage girl #2: Thanks. She’s like an accessory.Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Gucci or Coach? -
What She Doesn’t Know Is That Her Meat Judges Her
Frank teenage girl: Maria* is self-conscious about her meat so she’s moving over there.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by What about her vegetables? -
This Is Good Advertising
Teenage boy, eating Sweet Martha’s cookies: This is like sex in my mouth!
MN State Fair, Sweet Martha’s Cookies
Overheard by Oh, I so agree. -
She’s Holding All The Cards Now!
Teenage girl looking at colorful melamine plates: If you buy me these, Mom, I might actually eat.
Eden Prairie, Target
Overheard by Can you say eating disorder? -
Just Don’t Stand Close To Me
Brunette teenage girl: I didn’t have time to brush my teeth this morning.
Blonde teenage girl: That’s disgusting!
Brunette teenage girl: No, it isn’t! I’ve chewed enough gum so that all the germs are gone now.Alexandria, Jefferson Senior High School parking lot
Overheard by ick! -
That Should Make All The Parents Feel Good
Freshman girl inspecting dresses, to friend: Are you kidding? I can’t wear this to homecoming! No one would grind with me!!
Minneapolis, uptown Urban outfitters
Overheard by Because after all, that’s what it’s all about. -
It’s Like Her Parents Don’t Even Know Her
Teenage girl #1: What color is your Jetta?
Teenage girl #2: Black.
Teenage girl #1: Oh my God! I’m so jealous! Mine’s blue.St Louis Park, Chipotle
Overheard by cady. -
He’s Not At The Right Theater
Teenage boy after watching District 9: When I go to a movie, I like to be touched. And I wasn’t touched a single time during that movie, now “Juno”, I was touched A LOT during that movie.
Oakdale, Carmike Theater
Overheard by I suggest seeing The Proposal. -
She Already Knows
Teen girl #1: Shoplifters will be prosecuted?!?!?! Whoa. Doesn’t that mean they kill you!?!?!
Teen girl #2: That’s executed. God, you’re dumb. I’m gonna tell your mom how dumb you are.Sears Dressing Room, MOA
Overheard by They maybe execute for stupidity, but not shoplifting. -
But You’re Still Grounded
Girl arguing with her mother: But mom, I’m, like, almost 16, I think I know what’s best for my baby.
Richfield, Babies R US
Overheard by Elizabeth C. -
Like A Real Fake City Should
Teenage girl to her friends, about the Minneapolis skyline: I know I say this every time, but I swear that city looks fake!
Minneapolis, On the bridge in front of the Weisman art museum, U of M campus
Overheard by omg really?? I think so too! -
That Was His Day Job
Teenage Girl (sarcastically): Yeah, he’s such a revolutionary, just like Che Guevara.
Teenage Boy: Che Guevara? You mean the Dog Whisperer?Stillwater, Dunn Brothers
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Because He Asked For Two Thousand
Over-privileged West Metro teen: Money doesn’t make you happy. I mean, I have a thousand bucks in my pocket, and I’m not any happier.
Minnetonka, Byerley’s Parking Lot
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And I Smoke A Lot Of Weed So I Know What I’m Talking About
Unfortunately young stoner: Hitler went out like a pansy.
Plymouth, Mann Theatre, HP6 premiere
Overheard by Kids these days. -
I Don’t Spend Enough Time At The U
14 yo wrestling camp participant #1: These girls are really flirting at this campus.
14 yo wrestling camp participant #2: Yeah, I’ve been flashed twice.Minneapolis, UMN campus
Overheard by hellonewman. -
There Is No Right Person
16 yr old kid to his friend: I wonder if we could buy some heroin if we asked the right person.
Uptown Minneapolis, 23rd and Lake Street
Overheard by A Massive Junky in Recovery. -
I Can’t Even Pretend To Know What He Means
Teenage male: Luna Lovegood. She’s hot. Like that kid in your third grade class with Downs Syndrome that you kinda wanna hook up with.
Oakdale, Carmike Theater
Overheard by I wouldn’t let you near my children. -
Just Remember That Until You’re 25
Teenage girl to friend: I’m pretty sure girls don’t get horny. Because, y’know. Sex isn’t fun for the girl. So why would she get horny for it?
Edina, Birthday party
Overheard by Then what have I been feeling? -
I Can Only Think Of One Thing At A Time
Teenage girl #1, complaining to her friend about her sore legs: Seriously, I feel like my body is rising up against me or something.
Teenage girl #2: I thought that only happened with guys.
(awkward silence)
Teenage girl #1: Did you seriously just say that?Maple Grove, Arbor Lakes
Overheard by: Yes. Yes she did.
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