Posts Tagged ‘the gym’
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That’s Just CRAZY
Soccer mom #1: Do you know what I heard the other day? Sun exposure is the leading cause of skin cancer.
Soccer mom #2: No way.Lifetime Fitness
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But Just Slightly
Teen to friends: Yeah, as if getting mugged isn’t bad enough, it’s even worse when the dude is naked.
Southdale Y
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This Is Tough To Do When It’s -28 Outside
Girl: I won fifty bucks in the Hot Buns Contest last night.
Guy: So, does that mean you had the hottest buns?
Girl: Not really, I think I just looked the sluttiest.
Snap Fitness
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It’s The Price Of Eating Lucky Charms
Mom of two pantless three year olds: I know bad poopies hurt the bottom.
One of the pantless three year olds: [sniffles and whines, holding his butt]
Mom of two pantless three year olds: I know bad poopies hurt the bottom.
Women’s Bathroom Eagan Life Time Fitness
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
Older woman on elliptical machine, talking to husband: She’s been having trouble with her new puppy, he’s been going poopy in his cage.
Hard-of-hearing husband, standing next to her in street clothes: What? She named the dog Poopy?
Snap Fitness in Golden Valley
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Some Secrets Are Just Meant To Be Kept.
Weightlifter #1: My mouth has been really dry lately, my skin, too.
Weightlifter #2: You think that’s bad? Once I had a yeast infection in my mouth. You need a spot?
Bloomington Lifetime Fitness
Overheard by Don’t use that bench press.
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