Posts Tagged ‘theaters’
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Get The Wrinkle Free Kind
Male Ubergeek #1, following a special showing of Dr Horribles’ Sing-a-Long Blog: I think I’m gonna need to get one of those “The Hammer is My Penis” shirts.
Male Ubergeek #2: Yeah… that sounds about right for you.Minneapolis, Riverview Theater- Dr Horribles’ Sing-a-Long Blog showing
Overheard by I bet he gets the extra small. -
You Can See Russia From There
Girl #1: Is Mongolia in Alaska?
Girl #2: I thought it was in Indonesia.Minneapolis, Lagoon Cinema
Overheard by Or is it in Bolivia? -
Election Day Celebration
Middle aged woman, to her date: Yeah, that’s the guy I’m talking about; Arnold Schwarzenegger! You know he once killed 600 people. On an island.
Edina, Southdale Movie Theater
Overheard by Sticking to the Mainland, Thanks. -
Not Necessarily
Guy, talking about buying clothes for an upcoming wedding: I don’t have any “dress casual” clothes, so I’m going to have to do some shopping for this one.
Friend: You mean you can’t wear flannel?
Guy: It’s in St. Paul. Too far south for flannel.Mankato, In line at the movie theater near campus
Overheard by I wear flannel too. -
That Is What Vegas Is Known For
8-year-old-ish child during a screening of Percy Jackson: They get to go to Vegas?! I want to go to Vegas! They have all the good stores. In Hannah Montana they had the best shoes!
St. Paul, Highland Park Mann theater
Overheard by Chalalalalala. -
Their Grilled Cheese Sandwich Is Pretty Sexy, Too
Young man to young lady: Girl, it’s sexy up here. Downtown looks sexy as hell.
Minneapolis, Bedlam Theatre, upstairs lounge
Overheard by Working late is not very sexy. -
Just Until They’re Full
College girl: Is that guy EATING someone?
Other college kids: He’s a zombie.
College girl: Do zombies EAT people?!Roseville AMC, Zombieland
Overheard by her level of ignorance is almost impressive. -
Every Woman’s Dream
Woman in her 20′s to friend: This is where I lost my virginity!
Roseville, AMC Rosedale 14
Overheard by Lucky you… -
He’s Not At The Right Theater
Teenage boy after watching District 9: When I go to a movie, I like to be touched. And I wasn’t touched a single time during that movie, now “Juno”, I was touched A LOT during that movie.
Oakdale, Carmike Theater
Overheard by I suggest seeing The Proposal. -
Try The Nachos
Girl: Oh man. Nothing’s coming out.
Burnsville, toilet stall at Burnsville movie theater
Overheard by girl in next stall. -
That Tells Me Harry Potter Wasn’t That Good Either
Preteen girl #1 coming out of Harry Potter: That was waaaay better than Twilight.
Preteen girl #2: Yeah, Twilight was like eating poop and Harry Potter was like eating gummy bears!Burnsville, Regal Cinemas
Overheard by Couldn’t have said it better. -
And I Smoke A Lot Of Weed So I Know What I’m Talking About
Unfortunately young stoner: Hitler went out like a pansy.
Plymouth, Mann Theatre, HP6 premiere
Overheard by Kids these days. -
Reality Shows Have Screwed Up Our View Of Reality
Tween, regarding music video about cartoon reality show: It’s a reality show, but with cartoons.
Mom: How is that reality?
Tween: I don’t know, it’s probably staged. You know, like Lost, where it’s real people but they fiddle with the circumstances.Edina, Southdale AMC
Overheard by it’s so real it’s not. -
Why Should He Have To Know What That Word Means?
Kinda Skeezy Hollister Guy: It was pretty good for the sixth book of the trilogy.
Edina, Harry Potter @ Southdale AMC
Overheard by It’s… like… two trilogies… -
I Can’t Even Pretend To Know What He Means
Teenage male: Luna Lovegood. She’s hot. Like that kid in your third grade class with Downs Syndrome that you kinda wanna hook up with.
Oakdale, Carmike Theater
Overheard by I wouldn’t let you near my children. -
No, Of Course Not
Loud girl, right after Watchmen: That was really good! But I didn’t like it.
Edina, Southdale. 3AM
Overheard by The Paint King. -
It’s Practice Amazing?
Woman: I just love those little Russian boys! Look at the way they dance! I don’t think my legs could handle that.
Minneapolis, Orpheum Theater, Fiddler On The Roof
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A Story For Your Grandchildren
Employee #1: So, what if you threw a brick through a cop’s window and got sent to prison, and then you had awesome health care so you got a sex change and became a girl. Then after you got out you threw a brick through a cop’s window and got sent to lady prison, but you had a strap on so you could have lots of hot lady sex.
Employee #2: So, let me get this straight; I’m in chick prison… (sees me)… Oh.Minneapolis, Brave New Workshop ticket window
Overheard by justtheticketiwaslookingfor. -
It’s The Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Experienced
Woman entering women’s restroom: Oh no, there’s a LONG line. And it’s ALL women.
Roseville, AMC
Overheard by He’s totally into me… -
And Now You Know
5-year-old boy, to his mother as the first character in musical bursts into song: Well, I didn’t see that coming.
Duluth, Movie Theater
Overheard by we never do.
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