Posts Tagged ‘theaters’
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It Takes Someone Special To Sexualize A Robot
Teenage Girl #1: That would SO never happen. The ugly guy never gets the girl.
Teenage Girl #2: I KNOW. She would so be looking for a hotter guy.
Concerned Mom behind them: They’re robots. It’s a movie, and you missed the point. She loves his personality.
Teenage Girl #1: Fuck personality. I want money and a hot guy.
Guy Staring at Young Teenager: That can be arranged.AMC Arbor Lakes 16
Overheard by Ironic…who thought that Wall E had a good message. -
And Don’t You Forget It!
4 year old girl to Daddy (pointing to image of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi): Look Daddy, it’s C-3PO!
Daddy (scoffing meanly, annoyed): That is *not* C-3PO, that is Obi-Wan Kenobi!AMC Theater – Eden Prairie
Overheard by Daughter deserves an A for effort, ya douche-bag. -
CHOMP
Mother to her son: Pac Man, get your ass over here.
Regal Movie Theater Brooklyn Center
Overheard by Waiting for my popcorn. -
Save The Planet
Moviegoer: It’s like buying a BMW when you could buy a Mercedes.
The 12:20 P.M., June 27th showing of WALL-E at AMC Rosedale 14
Overheard by the message of this movie is walk. -
We’re Not Buying That
30-something guys with goatee: So, last night I was trying to set up a Facebook account. But, by the time I was done, I realized that I had actually signed up for MySpace!
Waiting in line for Sex and the City, movie theater in St. Louis Park
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Block E: Always Full Of Surprises
Trendy girl: The last time I was in the bathroom here, there was blood all over the floor. I’m not even going to touch that.
Women’s bathroom line at Block E after the Sex and the City movie
Overheard by LB. -
Of Course Not
(Movie preview voice: Hamlet Two! Coming in August!)
High school airhead girl: Was there a Hamlet One?Duluth Marcus 10 Theater
Overheard by i hear it was straight-to-dvd. -
Taking Your Word For It
Girl showing her friends the latest vita.mn: You know, rugby. It’s like the Rollergirls, but without skates.
Varsity Theater
Overheard by It is?? -
Filed Under “This Never Ends Well”
Middle Scool Age Kid to Friend: No, dude, just punch me in the stomach!
AMC movie theatre at Rosedale Mall
Overheard by ah, to be young again. -
Didn’t End All That Well For Those Kids, Though
Ghetto thug teen #1 leaving “21″: Man, that was a good movie.
Ghetto thug teen #2: Shit yo, let’s go learn us some math.
Ghetto thug teen #3: I gots-to start payin’ attention in that class.Roseville movie theater
Overheard by wondering if they’ll apply to MIT to learn to count cards. -
Okay, Sounds Good!
Girl #1: Giiiiiiirl, you know I got pregnant again.
Girl #2: Who the daddy be?
Girl #1: You know that Asian boy I always be with at John’s* parties?
Girl #2: That baby be cute, be like a little Tiger Woods blackanasian baby, but girl, you know you got to get an abortion.
Girl #1: Nah, my momma says she help me take care of this one.in line at a the Block E Movie Theater downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by Joseph Howell. -
Um, Doesn’t Everyone?
Local stand-up comedian to Fancy Ray, while discussing his Lickety Split commercials: Screw the porn, I jerk off to Fancy Ray.
Second stand-up comedian: Yeah, but do you draw eyebrows on your nads first?Outside of Brave New Workshop
Overheard by Did Fancy Ray ask YOU to hold his weenie, or am I just lucky? -
He Isn’t Lying
Dad scolding daughter when she shows him her finished homework: If you do extra credit I’m proud of you, but if you just get your regular stuff done, nothing. That’s like being complimented for getting out of bed everyday. No. That’s just what you’re supposed to do.
Minneapolis Theater Box Office
Overheard by Coco. -
That’s A Reward For Everyone
Lesbian: I’m not sorry, but you can spank me until I am!
Riverview Theater
Overheard by Grenadine™. -
I Hope It Was “There Will Be Blood”
Guy (to guy #2): You’re going to love this movie, man.
Ditz: Will I love it?
Guy: Uh… I don’t know. I hope so.
Ditz: Is it a romantic comedy? I like romantic comedies.
Guy: No. It’s not a romantic comedy.
Ditz: Is it like ‘Must Love Dogs’? I like ‘Must Love Dogs.’
Uptown Theater
Overheard by Friends don’t let friends bring their girlfriends. -
Some People Are Good At Life And Others Are Not
Cell phone girl: Oh, ok… is this better? HELLO? Can you hear me? (turns to neighbor who was looking at her) You have a problem or something!?
Annoyed guy: Well, yeah… it’s kinda rude to be on a cell phone in a theater. Mind taking it into the lobby?
Cell phone girl: I’m not talking any louder than you are to your friend! It’s not rude if other people are talking!
Theater de la Jeune Lune
Overheard by WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! OTHER PEOPLE ARE TALKING! -
So, I Can’t Wait Until My First Job
Post-College Twenty-Something Girl: I keep my pants on a lot more since college ended.
AMC Theater, Roseville
Overheard by Everyone in this theater is happy about that. -
Before The King?
One teen to another watching preview for 10,000 BC: What’s that movie?
Teen #2: 10,000 BK.
Teen #1: BK? What’s that mean?
Teen #2: You know, AD and BK. You know, for Before Christ.
Kerasotes Movie Theater, Block E
Overheard by Coco. -
You Just Ruined It For Me
Movie patron: Everyone in that theater just had a nerdgasm.
AMC Arbor Lakes after Cloverfield
Overheard by Not a nerd. -
But It Has Puppets!
Child during the show: Mom, whats porn?
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